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vaca-cheated

when your significant other cheats on you while on vacation. in this case the cheater, usually does it out of lonliness for their partner. sometimes can be excused, but if the cheaters got a cell phone signal not excused. (phone sex IS still an option)once a cheater always a cheater though. tough stuff man
Gina- O my gosh on my vacation i hooked up with this guy
Nick- wow your a bitch you have a boyfriend
Gina- OO please don't tell him i went vaca-cheated on him..
Nick- fuck that shit
by Dreesey January 15, 2007
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Creamed

When a guy get's sexually aroused and his penis squirts out a sticky mess
Chad : Hey honey could you bring me a clean pair of underwear to work right away!
Chad's Wife : Oh No What's Wrong!
Chad : Nothings wrong Kiersten was sitting on my lap during lunch break and well you know how good she smells and how tone her little body is anyway she started kissing my neck and I Creamed in my underwear and now I'm feeling uncomfortable cause my underwear is sticking to my balls!
Chad's Wife: Fuck you asshole you deserve it!
Chad: Fine ill just go to Dollar General and buy a jumbo pack incase it happens again!
by SlopNChop April 13, 2017
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Creamed Cheeks

putting whipped cream between someones booty cheeks and eating it
Guy 1) I can’t eat the booty plain
Guy 2) have you tried creamed cheeks?
by WhippedCheeksEater69 January 9, 2018
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creased af1

she’s probably white or she’s fucking DIRTY
yo you have creased af1?
i’m white lol
by KamOnPlanetDrool October 8, 2020
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cheated on

In a relationship defined in power relations of dependence or obligation of 2 or more people where one or more people cheat on the other member/s of the set by performing sexual acts or committing effort unbeknownst, with members outside the set. The innocent parties are hence "cheated on". The guilty ones are then classified as "bastards" or "whores" in social contexts.
Of all the things to do, to have come all the way here just to get cheated on? Honestly. I hope they get a straight path to herpes hell.
by norestforthewicked June 21, 2005
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Creamed My Pants

To have an spontaneous orgasm upon viewing something of exceptional awesomeness.
When I met Daft Punk, I creamed my pants.
by Southern Girl & Kansas Man December 29, 2008
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Creased

Verb- To be creased
Another term for laughing, also can be used as a substitute for lol in either speech or in type.
Person 1: *falls over*
Person 2: *points at person 1* haha! Creased!

Person 1: Did you see that bird crap on her?
Person 2: Yeah, I was creased!
by 1stknowledge April 16, 2011
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