by diskgrinder March 23, 2010

Defined as the cheap deep fried sausage roll shaped sugar lump pastry thing that McDonalds calls apple pie. 🍎 🍏 🍎
by key ran August 14, 2014

by That Girl Who likes Dinosaurs January 23, 2010

Amongst hysertical laughter, a female rocket engineer was overhead talking to one of her friends about an ex-boyfriend who had a crapple-sized penis.
by wayoter May 2, 2005

when you have no idea someone is crippled and you invite them to play baseball for your team and he comes to the field in a wheel chair
by jesus was a hirotic February 24, 2009

After receiving a blumpkin, in one lightning fast motion, hop up and shove the persons head into the shit filled toilet resembling a game of apple bobbing.
Dude: My chick gave me a blumpkin last night.
Friend: Did you also jam her face into your shit and make her go crapple bobbing?
Friend: Did you also jam her face into your shit and make her go crapple bobbing?
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 26, 2017

Me and the boys are doing shots of crapple.
by anonymous July 2, 2022
