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sex coupon

When drinking beer out of a bottle, one might try to peel off the label. People who have tried it, or seen others try, know how hard it is. Supposedly, once you have the label completly off and perfectly inatct, you are able to redeem this label for sex with a person of the opposite sex.
Woah! Chris just got himself a sex coupon, I wonder if Jessica has a double coupon day so I can get some action too.
by Joe May 19, 2005
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Coupon Karma

The act of clipping every coupon and leaving them near the item in the store for others to use. The good Karma is returned when others start practicing Coupon Karma as well.
Wife: Greg, why was your shopping trip so long?

Husband: Sorry, I had a ton of coupons that I had to leave around the store. Just practicing Coupon Karma.

Wife: Your an idiot.

Husband: Actually, I found a $2 coupon for your tampons...you're welcome.
by Freezod33 February 19, 2013
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five finger coupon

The act of "giving someone permission to take and not give back, especially under that someone's false pretense."
Don't mistake me cutting your hair as me giving you a five finger coupon. PAY ME MY MONEY!
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant June 28, 2007
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Coupon Commando

The person at the store with the note book full of coupons. Often times if you take the last item for which they have a coupon for then be ready for blood.
I almost got taken out by a coupon commando when I yoinked the last box of cheezits.
by Uncle Bobby B. October 24, 2010
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Coupon Orgasm

The excitement that ensues after using a coupon!
In other words it is the pleasure one feels after saving money from a coupon!!!
Tom has a coupon orgasm every time he saves money at Carl's Jr!
by joshyjosh's Girl June 12, 2008
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extreme couponing

A method invented for bored housewives and old people to torment the unfortunate person behind the counter even moreso than they usually do.
fuck you and fuck your extreme couponing bullshit get out of my store
by THE MASKED GOON November 15, 2011
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coupon bitch

An (typically) overweight, skanky, worn out nasty slut. Or a used up woman who's had children. Also referred to as a "coupon ho".
"Hey Joel, check out that fat coupon bitch walking down the sidewalk!"
by Mike Lee aka Dr. Gonzo August 14, 2003
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