sickest cunt alive, likes to smoke a bit and have a good time with the girls next door. sorta block he lives in the middle of fucking no where and is the biggest spud/good muther fucker alive. bit of a sex god
Person 1: you know col Dawson
person 2: ofc mate biggest legend around. we had a root last night, no homo
person 1: yea fuck i rooted him as well
person 2: had a couple ciggys with him and old mate while we where at it
by goodmanwhorootsthegirlnextdoor September 10, 2020
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An Air Force colonel known for flying an F-12 bomber. He is famous for saying "Minion!" when dropping bombs.
Col. Cunningham: "MINION!"
by YungBruh3319 November 4, 2019
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a person that is always high and doesnt know whats going on half the time

a person that is always high

a person that i sometimes "here" but other times they are kinda not

monk-like always looking for enlightenment

mostly female and very attractive
"that girl at the party was such a shel-col she hardley knew her name"
by german hurricane January 9, 2010
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1. A man who needs a woman with big tits and a ghetto booty.
2. Someone who is prone to seizurebots.
3. A crazy British colonel who has a Japanese Satellite Seizure bot as his right-hand man.
<33rdCol_Trolly> ie need a woman <33rdCol_Trolly> one with big tits <33rdCol_Trolly> and a ghetto booty
by Anonymous February 23, 2003
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(pronounced "eff-call") - For Crying Out Loud.

Used as an expression of frustration. Synonymous with "Sweet Baby Ray's!"
RFT: "Hey, guys! I'm here to flirt with Amy... and any other girl!"

Man: "F-COL, Richie. Always messing up the crewnity!"
by AnonyMousssse May 13, 2010
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A sign of the times, a new wave of friendlier, more honest internet slang is about to emerge. When do you ever actually Laugh Out Loud when typing the famed "lol" never! At most you merely "chuckle out loud." the use of this acronym will warrant closer friendships, more patient bloggers, and a sizeable decrease in online ranting. At least that's what our specialists are predicting.

so spread the word! next time you chuckle but do not laugh out loud, use "COL"!!! stop lying to your friends!!! hop on the slang train!!

COL
LittleSallySue584343564868: OMG i can't believe how funny that movie was! like the part where he said "whot whot"

TruthTeller8655877788: COL

LittleSallySue584343564868: wow truthteller8655877788, that was very honest of you, i commend your friendship!

TruthTeller8655877788: tu
by TruthTeller8655877788 July 14, 2009
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A sucker punch delivered generally on lateral side of the face by someone running or charging at the person also from either the left or right side. Very often results in a knockout and or cervical spine injury
This guy grabbed my girlfriend by the throat, so I ran up to him and col cocked him square in the jaw. Lights out, asshole never saw it coming!
by Instine4980 March 28, 2016
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