A rather bizarre sexual practice that also involves spending a little money. The first thing you'll need is an old Grandfather Clock and a bag of Oranges. please note: A Cuckoo Clock will not work because the effect that is needed is a loud 'chime'. While having sex with your partner wait hourly until you hear the chime and shove an orange in her ass. Do this until you've got about 9 in deep. When she pleads for you to not another orange in her ass, wait for the next chime, remove 1 orange from her ass and stuff it in her mouth and say, "Orange you glad I didnt' shove another one in your ass?"
I think Sheila and I did the clockwork orange 'til around 10 this morning. I know because the clocked chimed 10 times!
by Florida Sunshine November 9, 2009
Get the clockwork orangemug. a stupid piece of literal and cinematographical dense shit refered as a masterpiece mostly by the snoobish people
"oh my god havent u seen the A Clockwork Orange movie yet? get the fuck away man, why are u still talking to me?"
by noneimportant May 16, 2006
Get the A Clockwork Orangemug. by Freakgirl April 19, 2006
Get the A Clockwork Orangemug. Arguably the most moronic book to ever masquerade as a masterpiece. The main problem is, of course, the completely pointless butchering of the English language. I mean really, if I wanted to read writing that garbled I would just read Shakespeare.
"...with his glazzies glazed and sort of burbling slovos like 'Aristotle wishy washy works outing cyclamen get forficulate smartish'."
by Nope4810 April 14, 2005
Get the A Clockwork Orangemug. by imagine March 23, 2003
Get the imagine > Clockworkmug. by AtaMete52 December 16, 2017
Get the queer as a clockwork orangemug. an act in which the male - during anal intercourse- spreads semen and orange jello powder onto the females anus and licks it off in a clockwise fashion
by bokizzzle February 4, 2009
Get the clockwork orangemug.