cleaning lady

The act of making passionate love on the floor, thereby sweeping at least a small section of it. An excellent way to combine work and play.

The cleaning lady did a really nice job on the kitchen floor. And the bathroom. And the other bathroom.

by fornicatia December 16, 2009

Cleaning Nazi

The name for a person who cleans like a hurricane. Not to mention when he/she has a malfunction about if it's not cleaned to their expectations. Houses are usually so clean, they could actually see themselves it. Usually has a habit of cleaning and rearranging everything and anything in someones house...most of the time without their permission.

God, my mom is such a cleaning nazi! She made me clean my room twice in the last hour!

by A Little Piece of Heaven August 19, 2009

Cleaning the Pipes

When you go into the bathroom and you end up taking a shit, pissing, and ending with a good ol' hearty fap.

"What the hell is he doing? He's been in the bathroom for 40 minutes."
"Prolly just cleaning the pipes"

by SantasTwerkshop December 28, 2013

Cleaning Out the Pipes

1. Jacking off to dispose of excess cum (if it has been awhile since you last fucked) 2. Jacking off earlier in the day when you will be fucking a hot broad later (in order to last longer)

Since I was seeing Jessica later, I performed a Cleaning Out the Pipes!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007

Cleaning the clarinet

The action of rubbing and tugging on one's penis that will eventually cause ejaculation.

I was cleaning the clarinet last night and it got all over the sheets.

by Johnny McLimp October 12, 2016

cleaning your beans

touching yourself, whacking it, whipping the monkey, etc.; masturbation.

This is more embarrassing than the time you were caught cleaning your beans at Don Knotts christmas party.

by gmxxxx23 July 7, 2009

cleaning cobwebs

Having sex with a female that hasn't had sex in a long time

I am getting my cobwebs clean out of me tonite

by kitty+sis February 24, 2004