Slam the ham against the clam

Love making minus the love.

After a night of drinking, Joe and Betsy decided to slam the ham against the clam.

by Wonder Llama September 28, 2017

alabama clam slammer

When having sex the male does a handstand upon his decent he slams his cock into the females pussy.

alabama clam slammer would be Slamming a pussy from a hand stand

by Teemurph December 9, 2009

Clam slammer

Another name for a lesbian. Derived from the act of scissoring that occurs between lesbian couples.

Man that is one sexy clam slammer, her girlfriend not so much.

by Dingleberry Larry August 24, 2016

Clam Slammed

Female version of TeaBagged.

A female pulling down her panties doing a up and down motion over your face, each time touching your mouth/face when she does the down motion.

Ms. TNT clam slammed me when I was laying on the ground motionless!

by droopie April 8, 2009

clam slamming

When two women aggressively rub their vulvae together during sexual intercourse.

"Stacey, do you want to go to spinning class with me?"

"No way, I was up all night clam slamming with Melissa, and my crotch is on fire."

by Emily Jo Ann March 23, 2010

Clam Slammer

The part of a woman's memory reserved for masturbation.

The female equivalent of spank bank.

"Did you see him at the pool?" Asked Jane. "I'm locking that one up in the clam slammer for later"

by Ian Dustrial February 28, 2014

clam slammer

the act of angering the vagina by licking ones palm and violently slapping her naughty place

after performing a perfect jelly doughnut, Tim executed a clam slammer flawlessly.

by jposey September 13, 2006