chutney pot

the anus and bowel of somebody who eats a lot of Indian cuisine.

if david dickinson tried to tap your botty you might say"oh no david not in my chutney pot"

by hythe home of chav May 10, 2011

Chutney Ferret

One who likes it up the bum.

That boy is a chutney ferret if ever i saw one.

by Raz Man July 29, 2003

Toe Chutney

When you wear socks for a long amount of time and the fabric gets stuck in between your toes and becomes smelly.

Patricia: Awh my feet hurts I’m gunna take my shoes off
Linda: don’t you fucking dare I don’t want to smell your toe chutney

by ToeChutney August 07, 2018

Chutney Farmer

A male homosexual - (Chiefly British, Slang, Derog.)

(Chutney being a deep brown vegetable pulp/preserve often served with salads and cold meats).

You can tell that geezer over there is a 'chutney farmer' by the way he walks!

by splatharri September 20, 2006

chutney spoon

The male sexual appendage as used by gentlemen who are good with colours.

Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back?

by Cyberman the Tory July 22, 2009

Fuck Chutney

Something powerfully awesome and occasionally delicious.

"We are going to unleash this new album... like a jar of Fuck Chutney... on your face." - Matt Davies-Kreye, Funeral For A Friend.

by Grrrrrl February 14, 2011

Black Chutney

A really cool African American guy who lives in the suburbs. The coolest black man you know

Hey black chutney, you're the coolest guy i know

by Jane45567 October 23, 2016