The bloody fecular dischage achieved after consuming of spicy or "hot" foods. Usuually the cause of a redish bowl stain due to blood, the almighty chocolate rain was once worshiped as a visitation of Plopulos, the god of human waste, by some pre-christian cultures.
by D_Jap March 24, 2008
The action of removing one's penis from a woman in the middle of doggie-style anal sex where there is evident rectal bleeding and flicking it in a way so that her waste falls in specs on her back.
"Yo, I was hanging out with my bitch last night and had her ripped wide open then I heard thunder outside so I thought it appropriate to give her some cherry chocolate rain."
by D_Jap March 24, 2008
A chocolate rain-blow is when a lady of the night is doing a hand-stand and giving you a blow job while simultaneously having explosive diarrhea
by Pickle-Dill February 17, 2025
Seabob was enjoying Chocolate Rain by her own flavor
by luciefiege August 16, 2017
We gave this bitch a gnarly chocolate rain in my kitty pool the other day. It's gonna stank up the backyard for a month!
by Uh... Steve April 23, 2017
A revenge term for when you find out your gf is cheating on you and instead of breaking up with her, you hit her with a chocolate rain. First, you take a bunch of laxatives before sex and make sure you are pounding doggy style. Then, right as you are about to bust your load, you pull out and swiftly hop forward like a kangaroo and cover her head with a concoction of cum and diarrhea. The key is to make sure this all takes place in HER bed and once you are done, you hold up both middle fingers and walk out with a huge smile.
Mike: Dude I had some wicked sex last night, I must’ve busted like 6 times.
Stoney: Bruh, my gf is a total gutter slut and cheated on me with some douchewad. So I acted like I didn’t know and I hit her with the gnarliest chocolate rain. It was glorious.
Mike: Bro.... NICE!!!!
Stoney: Bruh, my gf is a total gutter slut and cheated on me with some douchewad. So I acted like I didn’t know and I hit her with the gnarliest chocolate rain. It was glorious.
Mike: Bro.... NICE!!!!
by Stoney69 January 10, 2019
chocolate rain.
by the cooler penguin27 February 15, 2022