chem enger

A complete retard/goon. Usually put through immense amounts of stress through life, and often develop a nervous limp, balding, and general spazness over the years.

look at that clown, he must be a chem enger

by goonio May 8, 2005

Chem- Unit

loss of chemistry book- $45
scientific calculator cuz you cant use a graphic- $11
m&ms for class lab- $2
passing chemistry never to see mrs. sternizke again

PRICELESS

Woot Woot

by shannon May 27, 2004

Chem- Unit

a group of white ass kids in 6th period Chemistry at Plano East.. teacher Mrs. Sternizke (bia bia) yeah anyways.. they are the whitest baclk people you will know.. MY SALSA

Beqwisha, Shannacris, Laambizzledizzlewootwoot, Nitrious J.I.G (jiggy, Jeminem, Jurphy Lee, J Diddy) and K.C (KINKY CARL)

by shannon May 3, 2004

sorry, I'm doing chem homework

An outright lie told by someone wishing to avoid the company of another or hide what it is they are doing from said person.

Guy 1: Hey, wanna skype?
Guy 2: (skyping guy 1's ex/cheating on guy 1/slightly hates guy 1) Oh, sorry, I'm doing chem homework.

by doturiswithhearts January 23, 2017

Chem eng

Gimpy wanna be engineers who are not quite interesting enough to do engineering.

Nick Wells, Bernie Klein

by Bernie Klein May 23, 2004

Chem-Dip

A sexual position including the use of methamphetamines on the genetalia. The penis will be frosted with powdered amphetamines, then inserted analy into the female. With or without her knowledge of frosting.

Shall we smoke a bowl, or will you chem-dip me please?

by TweekBuns October 21, 2019

Chem Rizz

Chem rizz or ‘Chrizzma’ originates from chemistry classes in NYC. If you have chem rizz you impress people with your knowledge of advanced chemical theory.

Person 1: ‘what’s a covalent bond?’
Person 2: where non metals share electron
Person 1: Bro you’ve got that chem rizz

by Qqazzi May 6, 2025