Chairsoft

Airsofters who spend more time at home working on their gear/weapons than playing on the field. Basically everyone.

Also a moniker for a person with a bad reputation who spend all their time on airsoft forums claiming they know everything.

"The best thing about airsoft is browsing the Internet for new gear and weapons. It's called Chairsofting!"

or

"Are you coming to the game on Sunday?"
"No my gun's broken, I'll just stay home and chairsoft."

or

"That wise-ass, he think he knows everything. He's such a fucking Chairsofter."

by Wrim June 29, 2014

rusty chainsaw

Similar to the Vulcan, and the shocker. The rusty chainsaw is the act of penetrating a womans' anus with the entire hand very rapidly. The remnants left on your hand after the act give the "rusty" appearance.

My wife pissed me off the other day so, as revenge when we were going at it doggystyle I gave that bitch the ol' rusty chainsaw. That's why I'm staying in the hotel tonight.

by Smittay September 26, 2007

sell chairs

When a wrestler pretends to be hurt by being hit with a chair. To pretend pain from any Pro Wrestling attack, you are "selling" the attack

Al Snow doesn't sell chairs, he makes his opponents look ridiculous in doing so.

by Dave Sirus April 3, 2005

Throwing Chairs

to talk trash about a friend or aquaintance, to publicly denounce or disrespect. When throwing shade it's immediately obvious to on-lookers that the thrower, and not the throwee, is the bitcy, uncool one.

"Jon, are you throwing chairs?"

by Contextyo'know December 4, 2017

Flabby chainsaw

Yarding anal beads out in a quick jerking motion like starting a chainsaw.

Gave her the ole' flabby chainsaw last night and she damn near cried after she reckoned

by Chainsawer August 29, 2016

Brazillian Chainsaw

A Brazillian Chainsaw, is when you find a fat girl, take her home, put a double dildo in her for 5 days let her shit and piss in your mouth feed it to her, and then let her shit it all out.

Hey don, why the fuck are you so smelly, Oh I did a Brazillian Chainsaw with my bitch.

by Black Kid Sensation January 18, 2021

chaider

A deliciously splendid beverage consisting of chai and apple cider. It's pretty much the best drink ever.

Buyer: Hey, I'd like some chai...or perhaps some apple cider.
Seller: Dude, try the chaider.

by dlaninga October 11, 2006