Catalina catapult

The act of fisting your partner in the ass then inserting a bushel of green grapes into their rectum. Then and only then, walk 15 paces across the room as she’s volleys the new chocolate covered grapes into your mouth.

My girl gave me the best Catalina catapult last night

by Realmanjud January 9, 2026

catapulpit

Refers to a member of the Catholic faith who breaks one or more of the ten commandments in record time (either before or after leaving the Catholic Church).

Examples include:

1. Madonna, entertainer

2. Alberto Cutie, aka "Father Oprah", former priest

3. Kenneth Bianchi, aka "The Hillside Strangler", convicted murderer

Guy 1: Man, did you see on television that Father Oprah scored him a babe?

Guy 2: Yeah! You got to admire him for catapulpitting himself toward such a hot piece of ass!

by Loxi July 18, 2009

cat-apult

A device for launching cats through the air.

Scott: Eddie, don't put my cat, the Pookerman, into the cat-apult!!

by A. Noobitron January 27, 2011

catapultulating

This word can be used in place of skyrocketing, accelerating, increasing, launching,and, rising.

During the Great Depression, FDR created the New Deal to to provide relief for the unemployed (like your lazy ass mom)thus catapultulating the workforce. Good work FDR...RESPECT.

by BenchMax345 February 24, 2008

camapult

A Mad Catapult man

Here look out man there's that camapult launching shite at us

by Brandon Big Boabie August 19, 2017

Catapulting Kittens

A group of idiots who do stunts, skits and other things all to mkae others laugh.

When googled videos of Catapulting Kittens can be found.

by Editor man March 3, 2008

Catapault

A catapault is when you put cats on a stripper pole and they start throwing dollar bills at you.

I need to catapault myself😉

by willie wonkas grind August 17, 2020