hump-catting

While sometimes regarded as a "Side-Effect" of drinking PowerThirst, it is, in actuality, a Crystal Meth induced ability to Emit, or Blast Out prismatic Cheetahs/Leopards (depending on the user, and extent of use) from the Chest or Groin regions.

The Many-Colored Felines travel with such force that even Andre the Giant would have no Hope of withstanding the Impact.

"Alright bitch, empty the register, or I will hump-cat your brown ass!"

"Dude, I'm so fucking methed-out, I think I'm gonna start hump-catting!"

"And then, out of nowhere... Boosh! He fuckin' hump-catted me and stole my wallet!"

by Malachi Tate June 19, 2008

Cattail

A wetland plant that looks like a wiener. The cattail comes from the genus typha. A cattail has a brown, fuzzy flower and erect green leaves.

My cousin picked a cattail from the pond and told me that it was a hairy hotdog

by Diamond.gal33 December 28, 2018

Cattatafish

A grey, silver, ghost, cat-fish that resides in the stomach of gay people. Usually quite Holy and quite wise. First seen in the "Death Camp of Tolerance" episode of SouthPark on the journeys of lemmiwinks the gerbil king!

Also a word when refering to a gay guys stomach ache

Homo:- ah shit my fucking stomach, must have been that spunk i swallowed earlier!!!

Gunter:- Errr!!! Cattatafish!!!! U Fucking Homosexual.

by Raich September 18, 2007

Cattail Fluff

When she wakes you up in the early morning hours by lowering and grinding her asshole on your face reverse cowgirl while working your limp dick into a raging hard on.

Sorry I’m late for work.

This is your last warning. You’ve been late all week.

I know. She keeps doing the cattail fluff on me and I end up clapping them cheeks.

Well in that case, they can be excused. Clap on my good man.

by Dick Onchin October 1, 2020

Multi-catting

The act of petting or playing with more than one cat at a time.

I'm multi-catting with Fluffy and Tigger.

by Jordieno February 6, 2020

Cattleist

a person who actively incites a confrontation between two or more persons who share a mutual beef.

Person 1: "I hope Sara won't be at your party. She always makes me talk to people I'm beefin' with."
Person 2: "Ugh, I know! She's such a cattleist."

by Irasal December 27, 2014

Cattywampus

A uneven or messed up object normally used by the southern states

Hey... Look at Johns new truck the finder on its kinda cattywampus

by Cattywampus human April 13, 2020