The closest thing to God on Earth. You should be blessed to have her in your life. What a genius! What a cool person! Just amazing. Would recommend as a friend. Basically awesome.
by AnOKPerson March 4, 2019
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Soon to be depopulated by a wave of McMansion foreclosures. The boutique clothing stores are soon to follow, once people stop buying overpriced schmattas to impress their neighbors. Next will be the repossession of the leased Range Rover and Mercedes.
Life in Calabasas means a constant attempt to pretend to your neighbors, temple and fellow parents (or anyone within earshot) that you are doing better than you really are, that you make more money, are wealthier, smarter and have more power and social standing than the next schlub.
Soon to be depopulated by a wave of McMansion foreclosures. The boutique clothing stores are soon to follow, once people stop buying overpriced schmattas to impress their neighbors. Next will be the repossession of the leased Range Rover and Mercedes.
Life in Calabasas means a constant attempt to pretend to your neighbors, temple and fellow parents (or anyone within earshot) that you are doing better than you really are, that you make more money, are wealthier, smarter and have more power and social standing than the next schlub.
Here is a user's guide to living in Calabasas:
Be pushy and aggressive and others usually will roll over.
When in doubt, sue, or just do it anyway to get your own way.
Get dirt on people to hold over their heads, because they are doing the same to everyone else.
Rampant gossip circulates in nanoseconds because there is no honor among the douchebags, yentas and bubbes that hover like vultures at schools, malls, gyms, nail salons and coffee bars to dish on everyone.
The sly ones pump maids, gardeners and security guards for information on everyone. Non-Hispanics don't realize that there are no secrets when se habla Espanol.
Schadenfreude is the local contact sport. After all, it could by you next so why not enjoy another's problems?
Parents exaggerate and lie about their children - theirs can do wrong, so it must have been somebody else's kid, and probably yours, that did something unspeakable.
Teachers and school administrators may be bribed or bought off by daily Starbucks deliveries and prepaid standing appointments for their mani pedi at the local salons. They also respond well to overpaid tutoring engagements to supplement their salaries off the books (no checks, please).
School grades are negotiable and are always inflated when talking with other lying scum. Nobody calls anyone out on anything because they are all complicit in the fantasy and denial.
Is it less expensive to keep up appearances than to go to therapy?
Be pushy and aggressive and others usually will roll over.
When in doubt, sue, or just do it anyway to get your own way.
Get dirt on people to hold over their heads, because they are doing the same to everyone else.
Rampant gossip circulates in nanoseconds because there is no honor among the douchebags, yentas and bubbes that hover like vultures at schools, malls, gyms, nail salons and coffee bars to dish on everyone.
The sly ones pump maids, gardeners and security guards for information on everyone. Non-Hispanics don't realize that there are no secrets when se habla Espanol.
Schadenfreude is the local contact sport. After all, it could by you next so why not enjoy another's problems?
Parents exaggerate and lie about their children - theirs can do wrong, so it must have been somebody else's kid, and probably yours, that did something unspeakable.
Teachers and school administrators may be bribed or bought off by daily Starbucks deliveries and prepaid standing appointments for their mani pedi at the local salons. They also respond well to overpaid tutoring engagements to supplement their salaries off the books (no checks, please).
School grades are negotiable and are always inflated when talking with other lying scum. Nobody calls anyone out on anything because they are all complicit in the fantasy and denial.
Is it less expensive to keep up appearances than to go to therapy?
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It's commando you fucking idiot, only a dipshit like you would forget your underwear.
It's commando you fucking idiot, only a dipshit like you would forget your underwear.
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She's fat and smelly, big time. She's a seventh&eighth grade teacher. She likes to scream at poorly behaved teenagers. But well,TEENAGERS. She could probably hide an airplane in her abdomen fat and still have some spare space for about 30 kids.
She's fat and smelly, big time. She's a seventh&eighth grade teacher. She likes to scream at poorly behaved teenagers. But well,TEENAGERS. She could probably hide an airplane in her abdomen fat and still have some spare space for about 30 kids.
(in literature class making vocabulary development. The board actually said: Vocabulary Development/5xEach )
student: Is it 5 times each the word, or the meaning?
mrs. camacho: see the board.
student: it just says 5 times each vocabulary development
mrs. camacho: ok then *goes all angry towards the board and writes "WORD" all big so that anonymous student can see* There, see that? WORD.
student: Is it 5 times each the word, or the meaning?
mrs. camacho: see the board.
student: it just says 5 times each vocabulary development
mrs. camacho: ok then *goes all angry towards the board and writes "WORD" all big so that anonymous student can see* There, see that? WORD.
by Gallagher. June 5, 2009
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this does NOT apply to everyone.
this does NOT apply to everyone.
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