One calamari away from losing it

When you're having such a terrible time that you are one inconvenience away from losing your shit. When you expect onion rings and find out its calamari.

After the shit day I've had I am one calamari away from losing it.

by October 13, 2020

The Calamari

When you and your partner press asshole to asshole and both push at the same time so they suction cup together.

Last night in the bath me and my lady did the calamari and she ripped out some of my butthole hair

by Cliffypoo June 21, 2017

calamari breakfast

when you love something so much you'd eat it for calamari breakfast

Wow, I love those boots! I'd eat them for calamari breakfast.

by feliciaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 18, 2017

Supreme Calamari

Something from calamity mod idk I never played it

Have you defeated Supreme Calamari
It is actually named Calamitas
But did you defeat Clamitas?
Bruh

by KangarooWife.com January 30, 2023

calamari tugboat

Getting a firm handjob from a sailor while covered in squid ink

Petty officer told me that he was gonna show me the calamari tugboat maneuver, I'm not sure what that is but he's been so helpful since I got here

by TheLordOfFridges June 13, 2024

Forbidden Calamari

The circumcised foreskin

My doctor cut off my forbidden calamari last week and I’m still recovering.

by Chester the mole tester November 13, 2023

calamari

a new dog breed invented by katie. calamaris enjoy long walks along the beach and romantic dates.

ITS A CALAMARI OMG

by kiiscool123 January 14, 2021