Rumpus Von Buttocks

(n) The fleshy part of the human body that you sit on. Also known as "butt" "rear end," or simply "buttocks."

I've got to get off my Rumpus Von Buttocks and go mow the yard.

by Ron Palmer March 25, 2005

The Curious Case of Penetrated Buttocks

Porn movie based on the film "The Curious Case of Bejamin Button"

P1 - "I watched The Curious case of penetrated buttocks last night"

P2 - "Yeah it was ok, I ... wait, WHA-?!?!"

by rONALD huMBLES rOADDS February 25, 2009

Buttocks

the name of ur buttcheek

Lily:How do i look
Jackson : YOU LOOK LIKE A PAIR OF ENGLISH BUTTOCKS

by fierysonicboom April 19, 2022

huge buttocks

a big fucken ass also known as big AF butts or ass

that's some huge buttocks Jesica can I squish them

by mypoopootastesgood October 31, 2020

Consume thine buttocks

A very formal way of saying ''Eat my ass, eat yo ass, eat his/her ass, etc.'', the meaning is of course based on the context or phrasing of the sentence.

Example 1:
Teacher: "Bob! Don't put your legs on top of the table!"
Bob: "You can eat my ass."
Teacher: "Excuse me?! How dare you say that! Apologize this instant!"
Bob: "Oh, I am sorry, let me rephrase that, I am allowing you to consume thine buttocks."

Example 2:
Prince: "Oh princess, oh the dear one, the beauty of this kingdom, I have always wished to see you this close, and as close as a woman and a man can be. I have tastes that you might question but, will you allow me to consume thine buttocks?"
Princess: "The fuck... Nah, let's not..."

by CoffeeK_ November 26, 2018

Mango Buttock Cream

So, Mango Buttock Cream is a dubious cream sold on AliExpress that claims to increase the size of your pancake, flat ass.

WTF is that nasty ass smell. Oh, that’s P’s Mango Buttock Cream. You know how desperate she is for some curves.

by Purplenado March 10, 2023

huge buttocks

a big fucken ass also known as big AF butts or ass

that's some huge buttocks Jesica can I squish them

by mypoopootastesgood October 31, 2020