Someone who fawns over or blindly worships authority figures. Pudgey, white, male. Indications of a Bootlicker are things such as thin blue line bumper stickers, wannabe "tactical" everyday clothing, clean cut goatee, and a Karen wife or girlfriend. Probably have never served or done any kind of real public service, but maybe works at a jail, was a volunteer firefighter for a year 10 years ago, or worked as a security guard somewhere lame for a summer job.
Kyle the bootlicker brought a few dozen donuts to take by the police department to thank them for their service.
by REB65 November 4, 2021
Get the Bootlicker mug.In modern Marxist terms, a defender of free-market capitalism. A proletariat that licks the oppressive boots of the bourgeois in an attempt to gain their favor and excel in life, rather than rising up against them.
You know you're a bootlicker if you are making minimum wage and support tax cuts for the rich, hoping that one day that money will trickle down off their boots into your open mouth.
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Backhanded term of endearment for a cat, based on the fact that they spend a lot of time washing and are often seen with one leg in the air, licking their butts.
Could also be used for a dog, though cats are more notorious butt lickers.
Could also be used for a dog, though cats are more notorious butt lickers.
by advs December 14, 2008
Get the butt licker mug.One who rides the asses of other men. As in one who inserts a penis or vibrating dildo up the butt of another male. For fun. Oh my. Homo, anyone?
That little manslut buttfucker gave me his big one! He just grabbed my ass and rammed Johnny Horn over and over until he sprayed his gayness all over my butt.
by ArcticFox January 3, 2004
Get the buttfucker mug.An insult. Closely related to butthead or butt sniffer or shithead. This word has a very general use. See also Sackbate, scroteface, nadlick, fuckbate, shitlick, fucklick, and fuckbate.
by Steve January 30, 2004
Get the buttlick mug.An individual who chooses to do the absolute bare minimum at his/her place of employment + life in general. Classic example is a lazy and complacent government employee whose position is shielded from real accountability. Often an overweight smoker who possess a permanent pouty-face from an existence devoid of good health, self-respect, and life goals.
Buttpickers can be typically spotted feeding on zebra cakes and diet Mountain Dew from the nearest Shit-Dispenser, whilst scratching and sniffing their big nasty asses. They are often lumbering to and fro pretending to do work, chatting with the other buttpickers within its ecosystem. This species of humanoid is exponentially driving up the cost of healthcare, which is really fucking infuriating to us non-buttpickers.
Don't become a buttpicker, son. It's bad for ya and everyone will hate you.
Buttpickers can be typically spotted feeding on zebra cakes and diet Mountain Dew from the nearest Shit-Dispenser, whilst scratching and sniffing their big nasty asses. They are often lumbering to and fro pretending to do work, chatting with the other buttpickers within its ecosystem. This species of humanoid is exponentially driving up the cost of healthcare, which is really fucking infuriating to us non-buttpickers.
Don't become a buttpicker, son. It's bad for ya and everyone will hate you.
Ben: “Look, Dave. Another buttpicker is waddling towards the free Twinkies.”
Dave: “That lady just scatched her ass for like 15 seconds…fucking gross.”
Dave: “That lady just scatched her ass for like 15 seconds…fucking gross.”
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Get the Buttpicker mug.Bohemian Buttfucker is a rare mixed drink which combines equal parts of Bohemian Highway Wine, Jägermeister, Captain Morgan Rum, and Coca-Cola.
The rules are that this mix can only be consumed from a measuring cup or a water gun for sharing purposes.
The "Buttfucker" portion of the name is based on the fact that it metaphorically feels as if the drink has "fucked you in the butt" by the next morning.
The rules are that this mix can only be consumed from a measuring cup or a water gun for sharing purposes.
The "Buttfucker" portion of the name is based on the fact that it metaphorically feels as if the drink has "fucked you in the butt" by the next morning.
by bohemianbf June 22, 2011
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