Bryenna

Hopeless romantic type, amazing kisser, hot, loves to hangout and is also nice and cute, loves to take her boyfriends on long walks at the beach, sexual 😉 , funny, caring if you find a girl named Bryenna...she's a keeper

Omg is that Bryenna 😍

by SERDTGYUJIOPK:{" May 20, 2017

All-Brent Team

college basketball players, almost always from the big ten, whom brent musburger loves and worships. his face is surgically attached to their asses. he will usually come up with nicknames for them or get extremely excited when they make average plays or check in to the game. the 2008 all-brent team consists of michael flowers(Wisconsin), Goran Suton (Mich. St.), Joe Krabbenhoft (Wisconsin), Robbie Hummel (Purdue), and Brent's player of the year- D.J. White (Indiana). All of these players have some skill, but in brents eyes they may as well be the best players to pick up a basketball.

(michael flowers checks in)
Brent: "FOLKS, HERE COMES THE BEST ON BALL DEFENDER IN ALL OF COLLEGE BASKETBALL!!! WHY ISNT THERE A SPOT ON THE ALL-AMERICAN TEAM FOR HIM? what d'ya think pardner??"
Pardner: (confused by the sudden erection in brents pants, has no idea how to respond to his love for players on the All-Brent Team, and says nothing)




(Goran Suton checks out with 5 points, 4 assists, 4 rebounds, and a blocked shot)
Brent: Pardner! LOOK AT THAT STAT LINE!! OOOOO MERCY, EVERY PLAYER IN AMERICA WISHES THEY COULD HAVE THOSE SOLID NUMBERS NIGHT IN AND NIGHT OUT!
Pardner: (confused by brents man crush with one of his all brent players, the pardner simply stares at brent)

by Jack Arute October 19, 2008

Kobe Bryant

PLEEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSEEEE COME BACK KOBE

Man I can’t believe Kobe Bryant is gone.

by Thereal🥴 February 13, 2020

Brent Faiyaz

The man that saved everyone's life once you hear his majestic voice.

Someone: Who's Brent Faiyaz ? Me: The love of my life, my man, my whole world.

by lover girl over a curly head October 9, 2022

Kobe Bryant condoms

the protection you want, for the sex she doesn't.

Kobe Bryant condoms commercial script:

Kobe "Hey, do me."

Lady "I'd rather not."

Kobe "I wasn't asking."

by 1234567890zz December 13, 2009

Brently

Absolutely fucking awesome in every way, shape, and form. literally the coolest kid you will ever know.

i am so awesome my parents shoulda named me brently

by mojo motors March 17, 2009

Brent Wilson

Ex bass player of Panic! At The Disco.
Replaced by J-Walk Jon Walker
Last seen working at a Mickey Ds in Vegas.
Lawlz JK
only notrly

Brent:Hi may I take your order? *wink*
Kid: Lawlz no Brent Wilson.

by Sara D. September 27, 2006