Duece Bumps

The goose bump feeling that you get when you have to drop a duece really bad. Usually accompanied by a clenched butt shuffle all the way to a toilet.

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by PWHITE January 3, 2009

Blumpsterbation

Blumpsterbation is to masturbate while taking a dump, derived from the term Blumpster.

Man, the other day I was doing some blumpsterbation but the smell got so bad I couldn't even finish.

by Khaytsus January 29, 2008

Brumstank

Someone who is ridiculously cocky or full of themselves but isn't skilled or talented enough to back up their talk.

"Yo that Brumstank over there claims he made 120 tackles in 6 games last football season"

"what a lying bastard"

by notabrumstank January 20, 2009

Valentines bumps

When you get a STD because you slept with a prostitute or some other nasty woman on Valentines day because you were lonely and desperate.

Ray is borderline retarded and because no woman in their right mind will be with him he will probably get Valentines bumps again this year.

by me February 14, 2005

booze bumps

Getting goose bumps while drinking alcohol.

Steven forced vodka down my throat and gave me booze bumps:

by Sluttydrunky August 3, 2014

Brumpette

Similar to brumpet. To pass gas in an unquiet manner. A brumpette produces higher musical notes. A more polite way of saying butt trumpet". See Brumpet or fart or flatulence.

Emiliano: "Would you like to hear my brumpette"

by J.J. Goodwind February 18, 2009

Brumslapping

A two-on-two competition in which the opposing competitors repetitively slap their dominant hands together as hard as they can. The first competitor to succumb to the pain first is declared the loser, while the other is victorious. The name is derived from the sport's original creator and most valuable player.

"Dude, you up for some brumslapping?"
"No, my hand is still bruised from brumslapping the shit out of daniel yesterday."

by brumslapper123 October 28, 2009