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corn-eyed brown trout

a corn-studded shit; any visually or texturally interesting poop

usage is normally paired with references to the toilet as some sort of natural body of water or swimming hole.
sorry to interrupt, but i gotta go return a corn-eyed brown trout to the porcelain pond.

Yellow Eyed Brown Trout 

a large turd with corn in it, usually left in a public bathroom for the next unsuspecting person.
there was a yellow eyed brown trout swimming in the toilet

Corn Eyed Brown Trout

A turd 12 inches in length or longer that has one piece of yellow corn in it and is dark brown in color.
Did you see that corn eyed brown trout flouting down the creek.
Man i just let out a trophy sized corn eyed brown trout.

one eyed brown monster

The forehead pattern after enjoying a powerful sewage slurp.
"I looked at Gorgeous Dale walk out of the bedroom and the one eyed brown monster was dripping from his forehead."

chuck a browneye 

Australian, colloq, slang, drop trousers and underwear, bend, spread arse cheeks, and flash anus;
( similar to U.S. ' mooning ' )
Merv chucked a browneye at the footie game.
chuck a browneye by herbie August 25, 2004
Brownexed is a word commonly used in Mid-Western American subculture to refer to someone's opinion being absolutely steamrolled and proven wrong a.k.a getting figuratively shitted on.

It probably originates from the color of shit itself, with reference to the shit overtaking the opinion at hand; this draws similarity to the phrase 'whitewashed'. It is essentially a form of ownage.
Dude 1: "I think if I recycle I can make a difference in the world."

Dude 2: "You douchebag, good luck convincing all of China to do the same, not to mention the rest of the world. Think before you speak."

Dude 1: "Wow...I just got totally brownexed...this is awkward"

Dude 2: "I think I fancy you..."
Brownexed by Dr. Torn Face October 3, 2010