The brown-eyed lung

The act of self inhaling smoke into one's butthole, similar to a butt chug,and shotgunning it into another individuals mouth.

Dude, we tried the brown-eyed lung this morning before work, she sucked down a cigarette with here anus and then blew it in my mouth, shitting on my face by accident.

by Dirty Nate the Great February 11, 2026

corn-eyed brown trout

a corn-studded shit; any visually or texturally interesting poop

usage is normally paired with references to the toilet as some sort of natural body of water or swimming hole.

sorry to interrupt, but i gotta go return a corn-eyed brown trout to the porcelain pond.

by Dontcallme Illcallyou November 13, 2009

Yellow Eyed Brown Trout

a large turd with corn in it, usually left in a public bathroom for the next unsuspecting person.

there was a yellow eyed brown trout swimming in the toilet

by bheron June 29, 2006

Corn Eyed Brown Trout

A turd 12 inches in length or longer that has one piece of yellow corn in it and is dark brown in color.

Did you see that corn eyed brown trout flouting down the creek.
Man i just let out a trophy sized corn eyed brown trout.

by JBA aka Outlaw October 3, 2011

one eyed brown monster

The forehead pattern after enjoying a powerful sewage slurp.

"I looked at Gorgeous Dale walk out of the bedroom and the one eyed brown monster was dripping from his forehead."

by SmartAlek January 10, 2014

chuck a browneye

Australian, colloq, slang, drop trousers and underwear, bend, spread arse cheeks, and flash anus;
( similar to U.S. ' mooning ' )

Merv chucked a browneye at the footie game.

by herbie August 25, 2004

Brownexed

Brownexed is a word commonly used in Mid-Western American subculture to refer to someone's opinion being absolutely steamrolled and proven wrong a.k.a getting figuratively shitted on.

It probably originates from the color of shit itself, with reference to the shit overtaking the opinion at hand; this draws similarity to the phrase 'whitewashed'. It is essentially a form of ownage.

Dude 1: "I think if I recycle I can make a difference in the world."

Dude 2: "You douchebag, good luck convincing all of China to do the same, not to mention the rest of the world. Think before you speak."

Dude 1: "Wow...I just got totally brownexed...this is awkward"

Dude 2: "I think I fancy you..."

by Dr. Torn Face October 3, 2010