The Bowed Brockel

The "Bowed Brockel" is the sturdy but thin piece of wood strapped to a young Scottish males back about to undergo the ritual of sexual intercourse with a rotund, very experience woman renowned for her love of the male organ. The wooden strap is to prevent the male falling into the gaping rupture never to be seen again.

Mind and strap the bowed brockel onto the lad if ye wanna see him come out o there alive!

by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020

Brock Anton

1) To make a catastrophic mistake due to a powerful combination of hubris and profound stupidity;

2) possessing the gravest and most self-destructive degree of idiocy;

3) to commit an act so moronic that its inherent stupidity is only matched by its external hilarity.

1) "George Bush really Brock Antoned the Iraq War";

2) "I can't believe how Brock Antoned I was when I locked my keys in my car";

3) "I totally pulled a Brock Anton when I published on my Facebook page that I illegally participated in a riot."

by slimjimmyjim June 19, 2011

Brockism

Brockism is the political and religious philosophy of Brock Obama. Contrary to popular belief, Brock Obama is not just a personality on Facebook. He is the single most powerful political mind in the Kanto region.

Brockism centers on kicking as much ass as possible with rocks, trolling religious extremists and political zealots, and addressing honest concerns about Pokemon and the Internet in general. Brockism has spawned a storm of Brock knockoffs, all of which should be trolled, save for his archenemy Amabo Kcorb.

Brockism states: "Never tell telemarketers to stop calling you. You can have so much fun trolling them again and again."

Brockism states: "Star Wars has more plot holes then (sic) any cave has Zubats."

Brockism states: BROCK OBAMA IS NOT BARACK OBAMA. Barack Obama is the 44th president of the United States of America. Brock Obama is a character on Pokemon.

by ItsACaptainDan July 3, 2011

Brock Baker

A hilarious impressionist on youtube. He can do anyone's voice and has a crazy amount of videos, and has over 300 impressions online. His username is 'McGoiter'

Dude #1: Have you seen the new Brock Baker Video?!
Dude #2: YEAH, IT'S AMAZING!

by ilovecolinandbrad July 8, 2009

Eddie Brock

A sexual act in which a man is engaged in intercourse with a woman and when the man is near or at climax, many persons(more is better) suddenly enters the place in which the act is taking place and begins rapidly taking photographs with the flash. The man should strike a Spider Man related pose.

John was nailing this chick last night and seven of his buddies and I where hiding in the next room. On cue, we rushed in and totally Eddie Brocked that chick while he gave a classic spider man pose.

by angry pasta October 31, 2007

Bouky

When something is strange/weird/perculiar or something happens that freaks you out

'Did you hear that?' 'Yeah what the fuck was that??' ' Bouky as fuck mate'
'Did you see that derren brown show last night?' 'Yeah man proper bouky!'

by DarkInintiative August 22, 2016

Brockwelled

(1) When you've having a good day and something voes wrong or gets you really depressed.

(2) When you over hear a conversation and wish you had never listened in.
(3) A social justice warrior by heart

Hey you know what you said back there made me feel brockwelled

by Jerry Sienfeild February 15, 2017