blonking

Two ugly and/or fat people at a bar that you know are going home to have sex. The act of two ugly and/or fat people having sex.

They are definitely going to be blonking tonight

by DingoInDenver January 14, 2015

Bonking Screens

This dumb little nigga added some gay definition which included tv heads (which is the most retarded thing on the internet) and we don't want this in here. No one asked for it.

Fan girl: "Did you see Burnt Lime add a definition to Urban Dictionary? It's called Bonking Screens. XD"
Normal person: "Yeah it's really fuckin gay."

by birdertweet September 27, 2017

Brinking

The act of performing Oral Sex in which the female counter part brings the man to the point of cumming. Then bringing them back down again. Increasing the amount of semen trapped inside of the penis. Eventually resulting in a very thick load.

Guy: Man, Rachel kept Brinking me last night! Guy 2: Biggest orgasm ever though, amirite? Guy: Everyone should be brought to the Brink atleast once in their life...

by Valvatorezz October 1, 2012

Bronzing out

When you're playing Gran Turismo 4 and you're getting bronze on everything in the licence tests.

Joe: " Dude you suck!"
Bobby: " Im totally bronzing out!"

Bobby: " I can never get Silver or Gold..this sucks"
Joe: " Dont worry, youre only bronzing out."

by travhave June 13, 2006

brooking friend

a friend that stabs you in the back. a friend that dates your ex.

Thats a brooking friend!

by madtoys101 June 28, 2009

broking up

breaking up with a bro

Are you sure you want to stop playing laser tag with Barney?

I dunno dude, i'm bad at broking up

by lemonkoala October 17, 2012

bonking-off

Term for masturbation in the UK.

When she accidentally opened the bathroom door, she found her boyfriend bonking-off.

yeah, I'm used to bonking off in bed every morning and every night.

by stsebastian November 29, 2009