bonic

1. An umbrella term for a person in the Sonic The Hedgehog OC community, but can also refer to Sonic OCs themselves.

2. A derogatory term for those in said Sonic OC community, associated with people who possess idiotic, dumb, or complacent mentalities, and people who lack proper social skills.

3. A pedophile.

Examples
1. That bonic looks so cool! Is he your character?
2. Of course a bonic complains about getting criticism.

3. What is it with bonics and grooming children?

by Tails The Hedgehog June 10, 2022

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Bonie

A soon-to-be step-dad who tries acting like a father figure even though he's never had kids and calls the mother "babe" around her kids. Makes extremely cringy and awkward compliments. Thinks he understands kids.

"That guys such a bonie!"

by AntiLGBT May 8, 2020

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Bironic

Ironically bi(-sexual), often due to a decidedly Byronic demeanor (the pun is deliberate). Generally refers to males who project archetypical masculinity (stoic, distant, self-sufficient, curt) yet also maintain some degree of homoerotic desire. The classic example for this is Ennis Del Mar, portrayed by Heath Ledger in the 2005 film, Brokeback Mountain. Also refers to situations involving a bironic character, used in the same way "ironic" might be.

(Males A and B watching Brokeback Mountain:
Ennis: This is a one-shot thing we got goin on here
Jack: It's nobodies business but ours
E: You know I ain't queer
J: You know I ain't either)

A: Wow, that's... bironic
B: What, you mean like, how in-denial they are about their own gayness?
A: No, I mean, the way they separate their behavior and desire from larger social expectations regarding the binaries of gender roles and attraction
B: ...Because they're both still decidedly masculine, in the gender-normative sense of the word?
A: Exactly!
B: Wow, what a relief! In that case, I guess it's ok to tell you that when I'm scared or confused and can't sleep, I imagine you lying next to me as I caress your chest and smell your hair.
A: You are one bironic bro, bro... but you're MY bironic bro!
(they kiss)

by F1re-Eyed B0y October 15, 2011

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Bionicle

The thing I sell day in, day out, at Legoland. I never began as a fan of it but after being forced to watch the movie over 25 times, and listening to hours upon hours of kids talk to me about Bionicle, I've become fairly knowlegeable on it. It's about six heroic robots, called Toa, fighting a really evil robot called Makuta on a far away island called Mata Nui. The Toa defeat evil after evil that Makuta creates until Makuta gets his ass handed to him by Takanuva, the 7th Toa. Anyway none of that matters, all that matters is that you go out and buy Bionicle. You know you want too, because Bionicle is where most of my paycheck comes from.

All Toas are $8.95 each, $9.64 with tax. Makuta is $19.95, $21.50 with tax. Takanuva is $29.95, $32.27 with tax. Would you like a bag with that?

by The Toa of Selling Toas August 28, 2004

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