brocularity

Bro-inspired hijinks.

Be it here resolved that at no point is it permissible for one Bro to engage in carnal delicacies with another Bro's mother. It is, however, allowed and encouraged for one Bro to graphically suggest to a Bro the athletic feats, animalia and/or machinery utilized during a fictional encounter with his mom.
(Nota bene: It is customary for a Bro to avoid such Brocularity if his Bro's mom is a nine or better, for fear of Oedipal inducement.)

by leescott September 6, 2009

Brockport

where the dirty birds roam

I went to Brockport to walk around like a complete fuck maniac.

by AllisonIsGay. December 31, 2011

Brocuz

A totally gangstah word, like soli, used for your homies, yu kno, like brother from another mother, cuz hu aint evn ur cuz etc. basically just paying out all the guys at my school that think they're fob

Not even ow brocuz. (no brother homie)

by Word G-Mon October 9, 2006

Brocephus

A total bro-dude that spends every minute of free time drinking protein shakes, bench pressing, and getting ripped. He is also likely to be muscularly the biggest of his group of bro-friends, meaning he is probably the least smart of them and makes up for it with his loud, obnoxious, douchie sense of humor.

When getting a haircut, he asks the hair stylist to also trim his beard because he can't reach his face because of his huge biceps.

*Receptionist - "Who was that guy that came in to get his haircut?"
*Stylist- "Oh, that's just Brocephus, back to get his usual douchie crew cut."

by Ibozeek January 4, 2015

Brocurious

(noun) a bro who just miiiight be gay

"Whoa, is Nick gay? He and Chris are always posting so many pictures on Facebook together!"
"No, he's not gay, just a little brocurious."

by MarthaandConrad September 9, 2013

Brociple

A Brociple is a Bro that worships at the same gym as you.

Curren- "Brociple zach have you lifted yet?"

Zach- "Yes Brociple Curren"

Curren- "Wheyman"

by Sir Gains April 8, 2016

brocuzzi

An assembling of men for the specific purpose of imbibing fermented or distilled grains, objectifying the opposite sex, and emoting machismo in a hot tub or other heated water source where no females are present. (Related Articles: Broing Out)

The ski trip wasn't complete until the boys and I pounded some brews in the brocuzzi.

by bhm1391 September 14, 2016