Broadband

Fantastic, absolutely smashing. If you didn't have to sell the yoke.

"I still don't have my fuckin Broadband"

by Kel September 1, 2003

Broadbandian

One who's connected with Broadband internet. The individual is then therefore referred as a broadbandian.

"Hey mate, are you a Broadbandian?" -- Broadbandian

"Nah, sorry mate. I'm connected with an inferior internet service - dialup." -- Dialupper

by Paul Phoenix January 21, 2006

broadband

A relationship with a member of opposite sex.
Verb: "to have broadband" is to be having a relationship.
It is effectively an analogy for relationships, with all things related to it corresponding to different parts of the analogy. "Service provider" being the girl or boy you are with, "56k" is being not quite there yet, "laying cables" - meeting new people etc.
(So as to be discreet, a real company with the same initials as the girl or boy you fancy can be used in conversation, see below)

"You got broadband yet?" "Nah, I'm still on 56k"

"Hows your broadband coming along?" "Slowly, I'm still looking for service providers..." "I thought you fancied Virgin Media?" "Nah, he stopped liking Vicky May ages ago!"

by tstock May 29, 2008

Broadbandit

A family member, friend or acquaintance that visits you under the pretence of being sociable but it’s actually to use your high speed internet connection for free.

“It’s been nice having Victoria coming over for coffee all the time hasn’t it?“

“Coming for coffee? She’s only here for the WiFi she’s a Broadbandit that girl.

by RDogster May 7, 2018

Broadband

an overconfident clown,noob in games,runs nehimd girls,but actually is a gay,

You are a broadband

by broadband slayer February 23, 2022

Ruben broadbent

A stupid person who lacks brain cells and acts like an irrational cunt

Dave can’t even do simple maths, he’s such a Ruben broadbent

by lytnbrkr November 18, 2022