Brighton Boy

A homosexual person who lives or was born in Brighton. Usually wears pink shorts and is insecure. Someone who thinks they are funny but is actually a twat

Man: Hey, wanna go out in Brighton tonight?
Lady: Nah, lets stay in. I dont want to be near amy of those filthy Brighton Boys

by gingerlad December 14, 2014

Brighton Bazooka

When you are chilling on the stony beaches of Brighton with your seasonal appropriately dressed rent boy and he decides to pop a sticky load upon your sun burnt face

" Me and Darren are popping behind the beach huts after having a Mr Whippy to cram in one last Brighton bazooka before hopping back on the train to Leeds"

by Bikeseatsniffing4dayz January 2, 2020

brighton airbnb

The smell of butt and balls that you find in toilets clubs and bars in Brighton

Colin said that when he was blowing Carl last week he was nearly overcome by Brighton Airbnb

by DJ Babyshaker November 18, 2016

Brighton Michigan

An awesome little city that's fun to hang out in, whether it's at the mill pond (to see afro duck! :D) or the movies, you'll just enjoy it.
Has some pretty cool kids, if you get to know them. Who know how to party any place any time. They aren't all rich snobs.

Person 1: Hey what town is this? It's pretty nice...
Person 2: Dude this is Brighton Michigan, it's pretty cool.

by IDon'tHaveToTellYouMyName,DoI? May 30, 2011

Brighton Michigan

A place where no matter how hard you try you'll never be happy unless you're white, rich, and athletic. Everyone's fake and snobby. If you live here you're either a bitch, a hoe, a douche, or a thirty year old mom with the only accomplishment in her life is her being captain of her cheer team in high school. For the love of God, don't live here.

"Have you ever visited Brighton Michigan?"
"Oh my god man I wish I hadn't. What a white trash town."

by awkwardquesadilla420 May 18, 2020

Brighton Bowl

When two very bad (shit) parties/individuals/teams come tomorrow to make a larger, even worse (shittier) collaboration.

Based on the practice of 'bowling' where two males would rub their assholes together thus making a larger shitpiece.

The Jaguars against The Jets? Why is the London NFL game always a fucking Brighton Bowl

Which bright spark chose to invite McFly and Busted to The Brighton Bowl.

by FINdiddley December 18, 2020

Brighton Rules

A drinking/socialising rule that means – when it is called – all the attendees must have a pint in each pub they see on a route from A to B. Due to the high density of pubs in Brighton & Hove, the game makes it very difficult to travel even 1 mile without passing out.

George just called Brighton Rules. Guess that means we're not making it into town tonight.

by slea September 16, 2021