brawny man

A lumberjack of epic power and unequaled greatness. A decendent of mighty pirates kings of old. A follower of Odin and Thor, the Norse gods of war,thunder,and kickassness. Able to chop down entire forests and process them into paper towels in a single day. He wears plaid all the time except for the occasonal Hawaiin shirt when he is feeling festive. He frequently consorts with Valkeries,housewives,and the occansional quarter whore.

Highly attractive housewife: I just wish i had some paper towels.
Brawny Man: Here are some towels mam.
Highly attractive housewife: That plaid makes me dizzy, oh i feel faint..
Brawny Man: Sorry, you aren't my type...maybe if you were naked and painted blue. You don't except quarters do you?

by Swedish Bob December 9, 2006

brownie beast mode

The act of going literally insane over brownies. Similar to what the Cookie Monster looks like when eating cookies. Just chowin' down on those mofo'ing brownies, crumbs falling down your face and all. Don't stop until you're full.

"Yo, did you see JerBear in class today?"
"Yeah son--brownie beast mode was in full effect!"
"That guy goes crazy over brownies!"
"Yup, SA."

by BowseyLove September 12, 2013

Branimir

A perfect, kind soul. Such a lovely person who wishes the absolute best for everyone. His voice is so deep and charming, and makes your heart flutter every single time he speaks. He has such a handsome face, it makes you blush every time you gaze at him. It's almost as if he was carefully crafted from the heavens above into the most perfect boy ever. He is talented at everything he does, and while he may be a little insecure about it, when he sings, it makes your heart melt. He always picks others back up, no matter what, and always tried to see the best possible outcome. Every little thing he does is just so lovely in its own way. He is quite literally, a dream boy.

I love you, Branimir.

by Sweet_Berry_Love August 13, 2020

Dutch Brownie

Same as a Dutch oven but one poops under the covers as well as farting.

Pooping next to your un suspecting other half in bed or under covers. Then proceeding to pull the covers over, thus trapping your partner under the covers next to the poop. Then proceeding to yell; "DUTCH BROWNIE BITCH".
"I trapped Stephano in a Dutch brownie last night. We are now getting divorced. "

by Poo sprinkles January 7, 2015

Dude, I wanna make brownies

When someone wants to make brownies into which they have cooked their own feces in order to prank someone they have decided is no longer their friend.

Joe:Dude, I wanna make brownies.

Bob:Good idea, we'll give 'em to Carl. I'm getting sick of Carl.

by Aika March 4, 2010

Chilled Brownie

Fecal matter deposited inside a refrigerator, freezer, or any other cold storage device; Usually caused by masked shit bandits, the girl who passed out on your couch at 10:00 PM, or drunken debauchery and anal pounding foreplay.

She pulled a chilled brownie and left three big logs on top of my leftover green beans, that bitch!

I went to get a glass of ice cold water but instead I got an ice cold smell of chilled brownie.

by President Hoover April 4, 2010

Brawndo

A. What you drink because you can't drink your car battery.

B. Green Kool-Aid and rocket fuel.

C. Drink of choice for winning . . . . anything (running, walking, waving, yelling, complex mechanical repair etc.)

it's got what plants crave.

Boots drank a brawndo and won at parking at the mall.

by PAPA HET! February 5, 2008