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Brad Break

To engage in the habitual abuse of marijuana because you're too much of a midget headed cookie cutter to face life like a sober freak.
The mail prick has been abusing his Brad Break privileges lately on the public's dime while claiming all of his wages come from stamp sales.
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braudience

Bro-audience:

When a group of bros stop what they are doing in the gym to watch someone lift a real amount of weight.

When a group of bros stare at a waitress at a bar.
Six bros just stopped lifting on machines to watch me deadlift... Freakin' braudience!
by Braudience March 22, 2013
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brad pitt

A good looking actor who does his best work when playing crazy people and/or fighters (see Twelve Monkeys, Fight Club and Snatch). Is about to have the most beautiful baby in the world.
Why should you see Fight Club? Two words: Brad Pitt.
by Kschenke April 14, 2006
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Brad Whitford

The rhythm (and occasional lead) guitarist for the rock band Aerosmith. While Joe Perry is the more popular guitarist, Brad is not to be overlooked. He plays lead guitar on such songs as Last Child and Round And Round. He

definitely deserves more credit.
Brad Whitford is one of my favorite guitarists.
by aerofan15 February 14, 2010
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Baudains scale

The Baudains Scale is a way of measuring how attractive someone is.

As opposed to the usual rating system based on a score out of 10, the Baudains Scale adopts a time frame as the scale ranging from 6pm / 18:00 to 2am / 02:00. This score is considered when you are out on the town drinking with friends or colleagues relating to the amount of alcohol you would consume before taking them home.

Giving an individual a score of 6pm would be the equivalent of a 10/10 and would require no alcohol consumption. On the other hand, giving a score of 2am means you would be heavily intoxicated and would regret your decision in the morning.
Man 1 - "Her at the bar Baudains Scale, go!"
Man 2 - "A good 11pm"
Man 1 - "Not a chance, that's a strong 1am"
by BaudScaler December 12, 2017
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Hot Brad

when you place your hot, sweaty ballsack on the bald spot on the top of a coworker's head and claim that it's not sexual harassment because there was no penetration
He fell asleep on break so I gave him a Hot Brad.
by md80 December 11, 2018
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Bradberry

A Bradberry (Brad-berr-y) is a definition or, additional term for an idiot. Or one who is considered stupid/of low intelligence.
(plural) Bradberries. Naming multiple, or a group of idiots, or a group of people who are stupid/of low intelligence.
The prank was created by a small group of bradberries.
The owner of the channel was a bradberry.
by 2British4U July 12, 2016
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