Brandoni

Asshole

The dog is acting like Brandoni.

by Koastel June 16, 2022

Brandoning

A sexual act between two males in a truck stop bathroom where they take turns holding each other upside down for ridiculously macho sixty-nine and other unspeakables

I walked into and right out of that bathroom when I saw those hillbilly boys Brandoning!

by Buttonhole Cornholder November 10, 2022

brandondoeseverything

brandondoeseverything is a YouTuber with over 700k subs on youtube. He is also in a group called vybe. He does wrestling content . Also on his reddit page r Brandonde we post something called a stone-cold meme. Its when you post a wrestling post and at the very end you put stone colds glass shattering theme song.

`` Hey do you watch BrandonDoesEverything?``

by ickygotthatsticky November 26, 2022

Brandoning

A form of ghosting when engaging in conversation and plans with zero intent of participating in said plan.

I thought they were actually coming out with us tonight but they were just brandoning us again.

by King CJ The First of His Name May 20, 2023

Brandonian

super, duper cool.

Your grandpa: "That reminds me of Brandonian times of old"

by ScaredCreeper November 21, 2023

Brandonism

The strong belief that every non Alaska airline is the Devil and will either cause you to miss a flight or lose your luggage.

I love Alaska airlines I would consider myself a brandonist who follows brandonism

by xX_Britney_Bitch_Xx May 18, 2025

brandonigga

an overrated nigga that gets too much glaze

brandonigga why u getting so glazed

by batukhan September 14, 2025