brainer

(noun) the cerebral equivalent of a boner; the act of being intellectually stimulated and titillated; when you have such a tantalizing and mentally arousing thought that your brain gets an erection.

I was scheming last night and devised such an ingenious plan that it gave me a raging brainer.

by Mr_Blue November 20, 2019

Ball-brainer

A person whose entire brain is occupied by football — strategy, goals, matches, and even their dreams are football matches.
They're either a football genius, a delulu baller, or both.

He skipped a wedding to watch the UCL final — total ball-brainer.

by Pitch Princess June 12, 2025

no-brainer

A task or action that requires little or no effort to complete.

“It’s a no-brainer!”

by Photonbeam September 20, 2019

No-brainer

A decision that does not require much thinking

It should be illegal to drink and drive. That's a no-brainer.

by aloes222 April 4, 2022

no brainer

when you give oral sex while concussed

“yo brad, this girl gave me dome while she had a concussion! i call that a no brainer”

by kitkat2323 November 30, 2023

No Brainer

A choice that doesn't require IQ because its so easy.

Me Picking a PC over a phone was a No Brainer

by Cambodia1132 May 31, 2021

Brainers

Someone born in the 00s and above. Baby brains.

He can’t help it, he’s a brainer. Fucking brainers.

by Transform45 October 7, 2021