bowel cancer

always in those roblox stories on tik tok with subway surfers in the bg where the persons stomach hurts real bad the shit starts coming out their ass like a damn machine gun and then they act like nothing happened

mia: my stomach really hurts...
doctor: poop in here were gonna take a sample to see whats going on
mia: HOLY SHIT
*shit shooting out like a machine gun*
mia: anyways i have bowel cancer

by ninaur November 16, 2022

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Bowel Buster

A triple hash brown from Waffle House topped with chili, cheese, and ham as well as an assortment of sauces.

John enjoyed a bowel buster at Waffle House.

by K1llr0y December 15, 2009

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Bowel fetus

noun

A human poo.

girl "woah i just birthed the biggest bowel fetus. I named her Jenny then flushed her away."
boy "nice work"
girl "thanks dont go in there for a while, Jenny likes to linger"

by rapunzabel September 10, 2016

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Bowel Towel

Noun; After taking a shit and being unaware that you are out of toilet paper, your next best option is to use a towel conveniently hung near the toilet.

"After Michael dropped a deuce, his next best option was the bowel towel hanging next to the tub."

by hansonpaulsey December 27, 2009

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Taco Bowel

Another name got the fast food chain restaurant "Taco Bell" it got the name "taco bowel" for what happens 20 minutes later in the Macy's restroom.

*two guys walk into the food court*

Guy 1: where are you goin for lunch?

Guy 2: Taco Bell in this muhfuckaaa!
Guy 1: You mean Taco Bowel?

*20 minutes later in department store*
Guy 2: I gotta go take the Browns to the Superbowl.
Guy 1: Taco bowel in this muhfuckaaa!

by GHUBZ July 12, 2012

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