A player in an online game who displays such a profound lack of intelligence, awareness, or skill that they are indistinguishable from a poorly programmed AI bot.
Repeatedly makes the same obvious mistake
Has suspiciously robotic movement patterns but is somehow worse than actual bots
Types with grammar so broken it would embarrass a predictive text algorithm
Responds to in-game situations with completely inappropriate actions
May occasionally appear to experience brief moments of lucidity before reverting to bort behavior
Repeatedly makes the same obvious mistake
Has suspiciously robotic movement patterns but is somehow worse than actual bots
Types with grammar so broken it would embarrass a predictive text algorithm
Responds to in-game situations with completely inappropriate actions
May occasionally appear to experience brief moments of lucidity before reverting to bort behavior
"I watched a bort yesterday spend his entire gold savings on 400 wooden spoons, then try to build a house with them."
"I knew he was a bort when he kept throwing his rifle to enemies thinking it was a decoy grenade."
"I knew he was a bort when he kept throwing his rifle to enemies thinking it was a decoy grenade."
by the most correct man ever April 22, 2025
Get the Bortmug. 
by Courier69 August 8, 2024
Get the Bortsmug. For example I’m going on vacation in 2 hours and I’m so exited, I’ve finished packing and I have nothing to do so I’m sitting here really bored and exited at the same time! Being borted makes 3 hours seem like 3 days.
I’m so exited to see my friends in 4 hours, im waiting for them but I have nothing to do while im waited. I’m borted!
by sophs..dictionnary November 21, 2022
Get the Bortedmug. by anonymous November 21, 2022
Get the Bortedmug. To prolapse Your rectum.
by Galzban June 11, 2018
Get the Bortmug. by Johnston McKenzie May 1, 2023
Get the Bortmug.