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Chocolate Bobsled

Similar to titty-fucking a bitch, after shitting on her chest. The only difference is....instead of shitting and then titty-fucking a bitch, you, after ass fucking a girl, if and only if she gives the shitty d. You then rub your shit encrusted member, in digust, up and down her ass cheeks.
Aww, man after I ass fucked Janet, she gave me a shitty dick. So I gave her the chocolate bobsled. All over her ass.
by natetron May 16, 2007
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The Bobsled

A sex position when a woman slides on ice and flies into a dick
Hey, I just pulled the Bobsled on Jessica.
by Ross_14985 February 13, 2018
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Flaming Bobsled

A sex act in which a heavily bearded man takes said beard, and ties it to the long hair of his sex partner. He then sits atop her back, while she positions herself, face down, at the top of a flight of stairs. Just before riding her, as one rides a horse, down these stairs, he lights on fire the knot of hair bonding the two.
Chad: Gary, what happened to your bodacious beard?
Gary: Ah, the lady and I tried a flaming bobsled last night.
by Terminator Illness July 13, 2011
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Jamaican Bobsled

When a person defecates on the chest of a large breasted woman and it slides down through her breasts toward her stomach.
"Last night my Jamaican Bobsled was clocked traveling at 30 mph."
by csimi February 7, 2009
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jamaican bobsled

Where four black guys get in a bathtub and have sex with a female.
It was crazy I walked in the bathroom and there was a jamaican bobsled going on.
by Hopkins and Cruz December 30, 2009
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Bobsled

When you're giving a girl anal, punch her in the back of her head to knock her out, then ride her down the stairs.
Dude, I fuckin' bobsledded the SHIT out of that bitch.
by OC99 May 31, 2009
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chocolate bobsledding

Shit on a sluts chest, grab her head, then slide back and forth on your ass while you slam your dick down her throat and face fuck her.
"i'm about to hook up with that german exchange student, i heard that bitch is always down for chocolate bobsledding."
by pete burns September 30, 2007
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