milky bobbins

1) a band in the north west of england

2) very large breasts

3) a sexual act involving bovines and humans

1) person 1. there is a milky bobbins gig tonight are you going
person 2. nah i'll give it a miss

2) that lass has got a fair pair of milky bobbins

3) the farmer was caught milky-bobbinin' by the local paper. now his family have disowned him and he has elloped with the cow in question

by shiteston August 12, 2008

Bobbin Robin

When a girl bobs on a man's dick

Ashley is the Bobbin Robin Master.

by Kittymeeeeeeeow February 17, 2011

Shary Bobbins

From: The Simpsons. A nanny who comes to take care of The simpsons kids when Marge began losing her hair.

Oh, You Shary Bobbins!!

by Evan March 25, 2004

Top Bobbins

Top bobbins is a ye olde English saying that means when something is well proper good

I is I am top bobbins I am

You is not too bobbins you am

by VeryBigMuscleMan October 05, 2021

Dunny Bobbin

the act of felating a paraplegic sibling or a disabled farm animal.

That Booby is one fucked up dude, he was dunny bobbin Archie after therapy.

by Butcher's Pal July 22, 2009

bobbin' for biscuits

a constant and difficult struggle to complete daily menial tasks, usually not worth the effort

Jenny, aged 65, and new to show business, spent all day sending out resumes, headshots and postcards in order to get noticed as an actress. Her friends were afraid to tell her that she was just bobbin' for biscuits.

by Michael Arden August 27, 2007

Apple bobbin

The act of motor boating a girl with a thigh gap's asshole. Preferably when her rear is projected up in the air as to resemble an apple.

Man, that girl at the Walgreens has such a nice ass. I just want to eat it.

Yea, I want to take her apple bobbin'.

by ModernCowboy July 29, 2014