FOBR boardies

The people of the FOBR boards. A community/family in itself, they frown upon bad grammar and the use of 'r', 'u', etc. You need to be able to type and speak like a normal human being before you have a chance to belong there. Have had many dramatic episodes, such as the night when boardies were willing to literally kill themselves for each other. Laugh at the p33n, is full of many many different Teams and/or Camps, and know better than to spam other messageboards. Most boardies are proud to be boardies, and some have been there for nearly 2 years (but remember, the boards have not been around for 2 years). From first glance, they seem completely full of bad energy. You just have to hang around them for a while so you can get used to them, and know what ticks them off and don't. Strongly discourage new people coming, love the old ways even if they don't have them much anymore. They thrive on boardie secrets, stalk lists, ranking threads, whore yourself threads, and 'ask me questions' threads. Are notorious amongst other boards, usually. Have haters upon haters, and usually don't care. Love to be mentioned, but not if n00bz are involved. The majority of boardies have Pete W.'s sn, and put it to good use with stalking it. Have their own language. Are pretty vicious sometimes. They strongly dislike st00pid n00bs, but you're welcome if you have lurked and understand the ways. You have to come in knowing what you're doing, or die horribly. Unless you're a boy. We always encourage some p33n.
PS: They'll probably frown upon this definition. = I made it half-dead, don't eat meh for it.

Boardie 1: how r u???1??
Boardie 2: ROFFLECOPTER STFU AND GTFO.
Rest of boardies: *quotequote boardie2* LOLZERFACCE FOBR BOARDIES GON' GETCHOO
Boardie 1: *CRIES IN LITTLE CORNER* U GUYZZ ARE SOOO MEANN!!!111ELEVENTYFIVE!!!
All of boardies: LLOOOOOLLLZZZ STFFU N00B

by Kassie (nikki623) November 6, 2008

GameFAQs Message Boards

Hell in the Internet form. A place where people go to post pointless character polls, stories about their uninteresting lives, song lyrics, emo poems, argue about overrated games, emote stupidities, and generally be an all around idiot. Half of the users there don’t even understand the function of the shift key. The few people that are actually sane, original, and witty are always silenced by the power-hungry moderators.

The GameFAQs message boards brainwash their users with some crazy pretend currency system called "Karma" and "Marked Message Accuracy" (MMA). It’s a shame that people can be so easily tricked by imaginary suck-up points.

“Reading the GameFAQs message boards makes me cry.”

“GameFAQs message boards? More like LameFAQs message boards. olololol!

by Sub Tank November 10, 2004

beardsicle

The icicles that grow on a beard when it's exposed to snow.

I grew an impressive crop of beardsicles while shovelling the driveway this morning.

by qofd January 3, 2014

skate boarding poser

Wears Thrasher, the 2 XL shirts and a hoodie for weeks on end without changing. Stands there with his board looking extra Radical for scene points but doesn't even try skate when he knows how to do nothing.

puts his face book status as "skating all day" I love skating" "gotta skate more" - but the only time they skate is just down the smooth road to the shop.

Also says people who walk holding their trucks on theirs kateboards are posers and 'truck touchers' ahaha

skate boarding poser.

by classyburd May 15, 2011

Lord Boards

Flat plain sandals much like the ones our Lord wore... hence the name

I feel lazy as shit today, I'm just gonna throw on some sweat pants and a pair of Lord Boards.

by 8box8 July 3, 2008

Boards

A slang term for rebounds used most commonly in basketball.

"Get the boards! Box out!"

by paspaspas November 18, 2014

Floor Boarding

A sexual position where you take the woman and place her on the floor treating her body as some sort of vehicle. You then proceed to "board" that vehicle. It's basically missionary with a little role play.

I totally floor boarded you sister last night!

After floor boarding my girlfriend the other night I now strangely find myself attracted to airplanes...

by JILLIAN JIGGS August 29, 2009