BOB 

This guy's a con artist. Pretends to be a nobody but he's the con-artiest of all the con artists.

This is bob, just an ordinary guy.

BOB by Definitely Not Karan June 1, 2018

Bob 

Originally a term used to describe the old English shilling coin, equivalent to todays 5p in todays decimal money. A bob bit would be equal to 12 old pence. The two shilling coin, florin, often being referred to as a two bob bit.

Go to the shops for me and I'll give you a bob.

Lend us a couple of bob.

Bob by JEPatr October 24, 2008

Bob 

A common name that is often used in tv-series for main characters-names. And I'm the victim of all that, since my name is Bob. But I am proud of my name...

Spongebob
Bob the builder
In Holland and Belgium somebody who's going to drive drunken people home is called "THE BOB (Bewust Onbeschonken Bestuurder)
Nicknames:
Bobbel
Bobsled
Bobbiaantje
Bobo El Petito

See if Jorik and Tom can find this one.... yes my friends it was I, Le bob....

Bob by bob November 24, 2004

Bob 

A word used to answer any seemingly unanswerable question (usually relating to a person). A combination of Don't know, and Don't care.

Question: Who was president of Nicaragua between 1894 and 1900?
Answer: Bob.

Bob by PG_au March 7, 2007

Bob 

What you call the guy in the water with no arms or legs.

-What do you call a guy with no arms and legs when you throw him into the lake?
-Bob

Bob by ichigodesuka September 25, 2009

bob 

noun and verb. British slang for poo

1. Who's got bob all over my rug?

2. Where's Bill? He's gone for a bob.

bob by CrazyDaveOfDoom July 28, 2005

Bob 

A name you might call someone when you've forgotten their real name, or are just screwing with them. Best used on a person who doesn't fit the name at all, like a woman, or someone with a very long, complicated name that has a lot of sylables.

The Mysterious Mr. Man: "Hey, what's your name?...Uh, Bob...yeah, Bob. Can you get that armadillo for me?"

Xeanequa: "You're a dick"

Mr. Man: "And you have no sense of humor"

Bob by nickreaper December 17, 2011