Blump back whale

A giver of a blumpkin whose weight exceeds 300 pounds.

I'm gonna get a blumpkin from that blump back whale.

by Dr. Blumpstosin December 12, 2009

21 Blump Street

Getting a blumpkin from a transexual, and said transexual looks like Johnny Depp.

I was so drunk last night that I ended up in the bathroom getting a 21 Blump Street; does that make me gay?

by Blumpman March 5, 2010

blump

Snorting a small amount of a psychoactive powder off a dick during a blumpkin.

They are a real freak
Took a blump off me last week

A bonafide kink

by s q u a t c h May 12, 2025

blumping

a word commonly used to confuse people.
this word doesn't have a meaning, it only has a purpose.
this word is used in a more "extreme" tone.

Dave: wanna hang at my place on Saturday?

Kyle: MY DUDES WHAT THE BLUMP YOU BLUMPING BLUMPER, YES SIRY MY FREINDIMUNDO

Dave: why are we still friends

by Canned duck soup June 21, 2023

Blump

A scrawny little white kid that skips the gym,is a compulsive liar, and looks like Sheldon from Big Bang Theory.

Dude I hate that kid, he's such a Blump.

by Geezy_G December 11, 2016

The blump

really crumbaly cookie that can be snorted or eaten best made by haystack cookies

OMFG GIVE ME THE BLUMP BRANDON

by jew slapper April 22, 2011

Blump

Someone quits before the party started, who can’t hang, passes out early

“Hey is so no so coming to the party tonight?” “Nah, he can’t hang, he’s a blump”

by Violetsrnotblue August 21, 2023