masturbation; playing five on one, priming the piss pump; playing tug of war with ol' cyclops.
Following his vasectomy, he needed to produce 25 ejaculations over a 6-month period to assure testicular emasculation. In order to do this 25 times, he had to perform the five-finger knuckle shuffle on his one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
by weave March 21, 2003
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blue veined log jam

When you are a man and you have sex and a few hours later you have to pee bit the crusty jizz is blockng the way causing a sharp pain.
"Damn man I forgot to clean things off after I banged Sheila last night. Thought I peed glass for second."

"Dude, blue veined log jam... you always forget."
by Leper Khan November 15, 2017
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Blue vein flute

Term used for erect penis, similar to skin flute but with large visible blue veins.
Man, Jim's blue vein flute was really throbbing last night
by mrh@nky May 8, 2017
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Blue Veined Meat Roll

I think Bob was trying to serve Becky the Blue Veined Meat Roll for dinner.
by Grandpa Norm March 17, 2023
mugGet the Blue Veined Meat Rollmug.
A throbbing and painfully erect penis throbbererection
Mindy is such a cock-tease. I went out with her last night and came home with a swaybacked blue veined throbber
by Elvis Wept June 10, 2018
mugGet the Swaybacked blue veined throbbermug.

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