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Blowjob

Giving a blowjob is every girls night mare but the will do it for a rimming
by Jigsaw 6036 September 22, 2017
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A sentimental act in which a female places her mouth around a large metal rod made by another male as a process of mating in order to show the male that the female is committed
Woman #1: I gave a tasty blowjob to Jim’s huge, long metal rod the other day

Woman #2: that’s pretty cool but Steven’s rod was much longer
by Wordporn November 10, 2018
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The only source of a man's happiness, post marriage.
Wife: Blowjob?

Husband: My answer goes without saying.
by BabaBhandi420 March 30, 2015
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n. Blowjob- the act of an elongated object being sucked.
v. Blow- to give a blowjob; to suck an elongated object

Oxymoron. It is the act of sucking, yet called blowing.
n. The man's girlfriend gave him a blowjob.
v. The girl blew him.
by Water4real July 3, 2017
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Something I will never get. I’m praying.
I wAnt a fUcKinG bLoWjOb lol I’m a ten year what am I doing
by Yeetus the fetus. September 16, 2019
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Asymmetric warfare tactic, devised by women in order to control men through soft power. Often used in pornography, the majority of consumers of which are male, as a mark for the introduction, culmination and the ending of the sexual act. That makes it the most desired practice in bed by males with porn-fried brains. However, the execution of the blowjob, its duration and the way it is performed depends solely on the woman's will. It is also a very undesirable practice for a female partner, because of hygienic risks and lack of satisfaction from it. Therefore, a male porn consumer looking for blowjobs willingly gives away power to narcissistic manipulative women, who use his sexual perversions to blackmail him and enhance her power in the relationship.
I get an erection just at the thought of that hot girl giving me a blowjob.
by Lieutenant_Gruber June 2, 2021
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The act of introduce the mouth into a male's penis.
My girlfriend gave me a blowjob yesterday
by Carlinhos May 27, 2017
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