Bloop

When a person's fat stomach is revealed to the world.
by JH March 12, 2003
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Bloop

A mixture of Blood and Poop.
I banged that chick so hard, she started blooping.
by The Stag Beetle May 21, 2013
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Bloop

When an muffin with too much batter overflows while baking.
Don't put too much batter in that muffin cup, you don't want it to bloop.
by Greenkid113 May 26, 2010
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Bloop

To hit someone. Usually used to show off to your friends, and gets a laugh.
That guy was a total twat so I blooped him.

I blooped him

I'm going to bloop yuh.
by SunshineChylde March 28, 2015
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bloop

im so bloop
by rickgrimes20 March 11, 2016
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bloop

when somebody says something stupid and they really thought it was important...you say bloop and make them feel real stupid.
by lil miss twurk 2 much September 10, 2003
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bloop

A bloop is the sound a giant piece of dung that floots out your arsehole and hits the water of the toilet which is much to close to your sagging bottom and the quick floop makes a bloop and the water splashes your saggy ass.

Is not a true bloop unless it makes the actual sound "BLOOP" ( and ppl in the living room can hear it ) and unless seconds after the bloop you jump off the toilet for a cold sploosh has touched your hole-e-o ( unpleasant ).
*kev places his saggcheeks on the cold toilet seat*
*the cold shocks the bum and..*
BLOOP
kev: " hoh! "
by kaylaashley December 29, 2003
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