blondenosis

(sub-variant of hairnosis)

A form of visual "hypnosis" used to make people think, at first glance and hopefully longer, that you are more attractive than you actually are through the use of:



- a great abundance of natural blonde hair,

or, more often,

- a great abundance of bleached blonde hair.



The goal is to divert attention from one's plain or unattractive face, or unattractive body. This purposeful deception falls between "accentuating the positives" of one's appearance and actually undergoing cosmetic surgery or liposuction.

Brunettes and redheads think that women who use blondenosis are stupid and fake (but not as stupid as the guys who are deceived by it).

Brunette at party: "Can't that cute guy see that fake blonde for what she is?"

Redhead at party: "Only if he snaps out of the blondenosis by taking a long, second look."

by One Stark Reality April 11, 2008

cold-blooded fuck

can be used as a noun, or interjection (ie WTCBF) and expresses intense anger or indignance at something that you are not happy about.

Jon: so the new iphone is 20000 dollars....
Rob: What the cold-blooded FUCK?

Annie: HAAA imagine getting a C on a test HAAAAA
Rosie: Shut up, you cold blooded fuck.

by totallu93 February 17, 2023

lebanese blonde

High quality hashish. The best comes from Turkey. First exported in early 1970s.

So, you got some of that lebanese blonde?

by Z-dawg October 20, 2004

blonde

A hair color that's a light gold color, and is usually associated with ditziness and stupidity. Usually they're just as smart as people with other hair colors, but some of them act dumb because they think the whole "dumb blonde" thing is cute or something. They're not necessarily prettier than brunettes or other hair colors, but some of them put extra effort into makeup, fashion and weight control because of what society expects of blondes. Hair color is entirely superficial, and it's extremely shallow to judge entirely on a physical feature that can be changed as easy as hair color. Certainly some blondes are ditzy and stupid, but so can anyone. Let their personality speak for itself, not their hair.

As a brunette, I haven't noticed any correlation between blondes and ditziness at my school. Some of them are even at the top of our class.

by Becca January 7, 2005

Blondehiemers

Blondehiemers,

noun,

1) A common form of dementia, a neurologic disease characterized by absence of mental ability severe enough to interfere with normal activities of daily living, lasting at least six months, often present from birth. Blondehiemers frequently occurs in teenage girls, and is marked by a severely limited cognitive functions such as remembering, reasoning, and planning.

Hannah's Blondehiemers is so severe she often not only doesn't get jokes, but doesn't know when a joke has been made.

by Immodest December 20, 2009

blooded

meaning that you are in or interacting with the bloodz (gang)

bloodz on tha stage, bloodz at tha shows, fuk wit muh bloodz, ya get blood on ya clothes. cuz im blooded.

by som nikguh September 26, 2007

Blonde attack

when a blonde has a laughing attack, laughs at basically anything, and starts rolling on the floor laughing her brain out, blonde attacks are contagious and also effect brunettes, but not as strong.

Person 1: Ur having a BLONDE ATTACK! HAHA

blonde person: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

by moveitfool July 18, 2009