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BLOKES

Modern British 'wide-boy' Slang for a sum of money. more specifically, substitution for the type of money involved: quid, pounds, dollar etc.
Said usually when large sums are involved and the speaker wants to make an impression of percieved wealth.
Two mates see each other in the street, one is casually 'showing off' his new Rolex Oyster by adjusting his cuffs in the hope of being noticed.

man1: "Cop your new ticker mate, Rolex? how much did that rush you?"
man2: "Hundred an fifty blokes off a geezer in the Lamb and Flag"
man1: 'thats a fair wedge of 'shola for a fake 'lex"
man2: 'its not fake its proper, mind you, it's probably nicked'
by Mr. Cunninglinguist August 31, 2013
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Top Bloke

An Australian compliment regarding a male who is the type of fellow everyone wants to hang out with and have a beer with. Also, a reliable, helpful, good natured friend.
You can always rely on Ronnie to lend a hand when needed; he's a top bloke!
by jkmattf March 11, 2018
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Good Bloke

A term typically used by Australians, defining a male who has overall good social qualities.
Guy 1: Davo's a really nice lad
Guy 2: Yeah hes a fuckin' good bloke aye
by topbloke1234 March 30, 2014
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scottish bloke

Mostly known as the one true Junkrat but is a great name given to poor Indian children.
"SCOTTISH CAR BEEP BEEP" Says the Scottish Bloke
by Chuca_FTW May 30, 2017
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ordinary bloke

Steve Irwin, he's just an ordinary bloke.
by writ September 7, 2006
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Top bloke

A term used to describe the toppest of blokes. A "top bloke" is that carefree, gentle, kind, and simply perfect in nearly every way. Top blokes tend to be part Australian and often get told about their hot sister a lot.
Jake: "Hey, did you know Blake is just a top bloke?"
Joel: "Yeah, I heard he gave his lunch to a starving child. What a top bloke. Sister ain't bad too!"
Blake: "Aww thanks guys!"
by Good Compared to BL... April 14, 2014
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Best Bloke

A man who isn't just a good bloke, he is the BEST bloke. He is a typical aussie man. He never says anything bad about his mates, and his always making people around him seem better just because he is such a good bloke. He is the man that everyone wants to hang out with coz ya can always have a few beers with him and just talk shit.
Do you know collo? he is the best bloke going round
by bestbloke November 15, 2009
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