bookface

A girl that looks better on Facebook than in real life. (As a butterface but on Facebook.)

Bro1: "Dude, that chick Tiffany posted on my wall! She's really hot!"
Bro2: "Bail on that chick, she's in my class: she's such a bookface."

by Dat Diese Duu February 22, 2011

BookFace

A person who dedicates a ridiculous amount of time editing and maintaining their FaceBook, to the point of addiction or compulsion. They commonly have 700+ friends, none of who they have ever had any real contact with.

Get a life BookFace...

by Troy Ginbey December 18, 2007

Bookface

A person who looks great in their facebook pictures but they are not as attractive/ugly in real life.

Steve: "Have you seen Katie's new pics? She's gorgeous now!

Jeff: "Naw man, she's just a bookface."

by Poliwhirl February 22, 2011

clockface

A derogitary term used to describe persons of oriental descent, alluding to a round face and slanted eyes.

Look at that clockface eating noodles.

by Fletch82 April 30, 2016

Cerebral blockage

When, under pressure to come up with a solution, name of the girl whatshisface banged that crazy night, the actor referenced on family guy, the name of an obscure band, etc., you blank and are left stuttering.

Opposite of brain wave

Example #1:
Fred: Yo, who wrote that song "stayin' alive"?
You: Man, I had too many cold ones last night. I'm suffering from cerebral blockage right now...

by snickers4orphans February 18, 2009

Bookfaced

The condition of having unintended negative consequences from interaction, comments, posts on social networking sites such as Facebook.

Social networking site blowback

That professor totally bookfaced themselves with those comments.

Headline: "Professor Suspended After Joke About Killing Students on Facebook"

by octopad March 5, 2010

Self inflicted complaint blockage

The reluctance to report a serious work issue for fear that those reading or hearing the complaint will view the issue as petty. The complainant fears that he or she will be viewed forevermore as a sniveling weasel. The result is that the issue will remain unresolved until it takes on another unrelated dimension that is extremely damaging to the workplace. At this point, another worker will report the original complaint and will be given full credit for saving the company.

Worker 1: "I think that we have to let people in HR know what Stacey and Ed have been up to. She's getting away with murder. She's using him, he's letting her and both of them are married anyway."

Worker 2: "There's no way I'm going to bring up favoritism and their adolescent extramarital dalliances to HR."

Worker 1: "Self inflicted complaint blockage?"

Worker 2: "You got it."

by Cirdellin January 15, 2010