Let's make it a Blockbuster night

Typically used as an alternative for those of the older generation who are still stuck in 20th century, but still want to ask their partner to "Netflix and chill." Instead of committing to a $8.99 per month subscription for Netflix to have sexual relations with one's partner(s), by "making it a blockbuster night" they are only submitting a one time lesser payment for a movie. This movie will be an extremely boring one, but it serves simply to provide background noise while the 2 (or more) engage in sexual relations.

Old Partner 1: Hey girl(s), you sure turn me on. Netflix and chill?

Old Partner(s) 2: I'd/we'd love to, but $8.99 per month is too expensive. Let's make it a Blockbuster night!

Old Partner 1: Wow, what a great idea! That way, we don't have to adapt to today's standards of movie watching, and we don't have to pay $8.99 per month for a Netflix subscription!

**Proceeds to rent a boring movie from Blockbuster and retires to the host's house**

by A tortured student March 9, 2016

Cock Blockbuster Video

A video store that claims to have a family-oriented, anti-porno agenda but really rents people gay-pornography, such as Twilight.

Going to get some gay porno at Cock Blockbuster Video

by the kid can drive August 7, 2010

Summer Blockbuster

a movie released between about the middle of May through about the middle of August. These are usually big-budget movies, often sci-fi and action. Usually they are rated PG-13 so as not to be seen as childish but not to exclude the teenagers who are out of school and can't get into R-rated movies yet.

Jaws is often thought of as the first summer blockbuster.

by New English March 1, 2010

Cock Blockbuster

A measure taken to bypass a cock block.

Guy: This girl is hot.
Boyfriend: She's with me!
Guy: Why am I not convinced.
Boyfriend: *Punches guy*
Girl: You're a jerk! I'm done with you. I'll go with someone who's nicer.
Guy (whispering): Cock Blockbuster.

by BarrelOfRadioactiveIceCream July 11, 2015

Brockton Blockbuster

One of Rocky Marciano nicknames for boxing.

In The Black and White Trunks weighing in at 188pds the Brockton Blockbuster Rocky Marciano!

by Mark Richetti/AKA(Just Blaze) June 18, 2007

Turkish Blockbuster

The act where a person with a penis and testicles inserts both organs into either the vagina or the anus of another individual.

We did the turkish blockbuster last night.
Would you like to do the turkish blockbuster?

by waynemodz May 16, 2023

Scandinavian Blockbuster

The sexual act of a woman doing a headstand while a man (or woman with a strap-on) fucks her while moving her legs as you would the oars of a Viking rowboat. (Pillaging and plundering is optional)

Friend 1: Damn your girl sure is walking hella strange.
Friend 2: Hell yeah man I gave her the old Scandinavian Blockbuster.
Friend 1: Fuuuucccckkkkk...

by JonahFlexOnEm March 23, 2017