Cock Blockbuster Video

A video store that claims to have a family-oriented, anti-porno agenda but really rents people gay-pornography, such as Twilight.

Going to get some gay porno at Cock Blockbuster Video

by the kid can drive August 7, 2010

blockbuster and cock thruster

Netflix and chill, for the old fashioned folks. Often done on horseback, on the way to the swimming hole.

Reginald requested a brief blockbuster and cock thruster on our way to the theater.

by rickleston September 22, 2016

blockbuster switch off

Same as the blockbuster swap, the blockbuster switch off is when one becomes tired of their old DVD or game due to scratches or cracks. The basic idea is to rent the same DVD or game and return the older copy in the case. When replaced with a disc different than the one intended to be kept, this becomes a cluster fuck.

I'm getting tired of my PS2 not reading this disc, Sal. I think we're gonna need to pull a blockbuster switch off.

by RageFire January 8, 2008

blockbusters note

when you rent a dvd from blockbusters and leave a message for the next to rent out.

Keelee; lol
Tyana; what

Keelee; you know i rented that movie
Tyana; yea
Keelee; look,
Note; this movie sucked like a 8 day old piece of shit
Tyana; shame really
keelee;haha

we should leave a blockbusters note aswell

by keelee and tyana :P March 29, 2010

Blockbuster and cock thruster

Do I even need to explain

Hey kid,you wanna good Old blockbuster and cock thruster

by Sjfkd April 23, 2018

Cock Blockbuster

A store where you can rent or buy videos of people getting cock blocked. Also known as Letdown Porn

Guy: Dude i went to cock blockbuster last night want to watch a movie?
Ugly Guy: No thanks i'm going to the porn video store to watch actual porn, not almost porn.

by cockblockbusterclerk April 24, 2010

Let's make it a Blockbuster night

Typically used as an alternative for those of the older generation who are still stuck in 20th century, but still want to ask their partner to "Netflix and chill." Instead of committing to a $8.99 per month subscription for Netflix to have sexual relations with one's partner(s), by "making it a blockbuster night" they are only submitting a one time lesser payment for a movie. This movie will be an extremely boring one, but it serves simply to provide background noise while the 2 (or more) engage in sexual relations.

Old Partner 1: Hey girl(s), you sure turn me on. Netflix and chill?

Old Partner(s) 2: I'd/we'd love to, but $8.99 per month is too expensive. Let's make it a Blockbuster night!

Old Partner 1: Wow, what a great idea! That way, we don't have to adapt to today's standards of movie watching, and we don't have to pay $8.99 per month for a Netflix subscription!

**Proceeds to rent a boring movie from Blockbuster and retires to the host's house**

by A tortured student March 9, 2016