bramptag

spoonerism of trampbag. meanin a bag of tramps or a trampy bag ( gravys)

dan :charlie how did u get inside that trampbag ,
charlie:dno sum bramptag jus let me in
dan : kool lk over there theres a tag of bramps !!
charlie : o yeh lets get em hux !!!
dan: u cumin nana ?
nana: nah my hips fallin out
charlie ; tie a bramptag around ur weist to keep it in place then
nana: gr8 idea but theres no point by the time i get the bramptag around my weist idve died of old age
dan: gutted mate !!!
charlie: im gunna av a wank on ya grave den sperm in your perm
nana : gd luck wen i die im gunna tie a bramptag over my head so no1 can jizm on my hair
charlie : well wat about the tramps inside the bag thats on your head
dan: char he means a

by nigel simpson July 10, 2007

blumptank

Similar to the Blumpkin (taking a dump while receiving a blowjob) except this time your shitting in the top tank of the toilet.

After we entered the restroom, we disrobed, removed the top cover on the toilet. After I paid her, the prostitue gave me a blumptank. I bet the cleaning people were impressed.

by Doctor Blumps January 22, 2008

blampin

Blampin is when you're not only blasting your music... But you are also bumping the hell out of your car

Holy crap did you hear that guys car Blampin that music?

Once I get those subs put in my ford escort Ill totally be blampin

by hugthefukings April 7, 2009

Blumptology

The study of anything blumpkin

how in the hell do you know what a blumpcano is? "I studied blumptology for 2 semesters."

by blumptologist August 16, 2009

blumptonia

to be in a land where blumpkins are given on a daily basis.

i went to blumptonia and it was quiet splendiful.

by magical master of blumptonia August 7, 2012

BlameTy

When you done fucked up and have nothing to say so you blame some poor guy named Ty.

"Did you mess with those bots? "
" Oh, #BlameTy "
" Ah ok, Ty why did you do that? "

by BemeyBoi August 24, 2016

Blumptous

Pertaining to a blumpkin.

Thank you Ms. Swartz, the turkey was blumptous.

Yo your bathroom has ample room in front of the toilet, it’s hella blumptous.

Can you get your creamy glustin over here, I wanna get blumptous!

by Steamy Dreamy Cream-Machine March 20, 2021