birth control hair cut 

when a person has a haircut so bad, no one will want to have sex with them, hence it makes good birth control.

"Wow, look at that fem-mullet thats one hell of a birth control hair cut."

birth control hair cut by j-dub004568 March 31, 2008

Birth By Sleep 

The prequel to the popular series Kingdom Hearts. It's only playable on PSP. It features three main protagonists: Terra, Aqua, and Ven, who are each keyblade bearers in training.
Tetsuya Nomura, the director/character designer for the series, stated that Birth By Sleep will answer a lot of questions that were left unanswered in the previous games.
The game is currently available in the United States. It has received both positive and negative reviews.

The suggested play order for Birth By Sleep is as follows:
Terra, Ven, then Aqua.

Xehanort is the main antagonistic in Birth By Sleep.

Birth By Sleep by terrellsmells October 4, 2010

Birth Control Glasses 

Optical wear that virtually guaranties that NOBODY will ever f*ck you.

Ouch! Check out the bitch in the BCs!!!

Birth Control Glasses by Davy March 21, 2004

Birth Control 

What humans are reluctant to do since sex is a fun activity.

The Catholic church states that birth control is evil, even if the parents can't afford to raise even one child.

Birth Control by AYB May 7, 2003

birth quake 

When someone has many, many, (too) many children.

"Wow...she really had a birth quake"

birth quake by BJCE September 10, 2006

Birth Control Patrol 

Making sure your girlfriend takes her birth control because you didn't pull out fast enough or never pull out.

"Dude I was so in the moment that I didn't pull out, I'm going to be on birth control patrol until her next period for sure!"

Birth Control Patrol by Don Juan the Third3 October 19, 2009

Birth Giver 

A pejorative directed at a parent or parents that one has an estranged relationship with. It was popularized by the South Park episode "The Wacky Molestation Adventure".

My birth giver called to bitch at me last night, I just hung up on her.

Birth Giver by Hade E Alder May 14, 2014