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Bezos

An insult for bellends, oxygen theives and bent psychopathic wealthmongers.

Bellends spend money on space frivolity rather than investing in humanity's survival.

Oxygen theives are billionaires who don't pay their fair share of tax.

Psychopaths have:

Lack of remorse or guilt
Shallow emotional response
Callousness and lack of empathy
Parasitic tendencies

Irresponsibility
A continuous demonstrative failure to accept responsibility
What a Bezos!

Oh, Elon Musk... Total Bezos!

(What you shout when someone's driving like an absolute arsehole)"Beeeeezzoooooos!!!"
(Accompanied by massive dickhead hand gesture).
by @natty_bom_batty November 26, 2021
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Papa Bezos

A hot guy who owns an online store
"I bought something from Papa Bezos today"
by anonymous July 26, 2022
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Jose Bezos

When your friend scams you out of your own money.
Friend: yo bro what happened to your money?

You: jose Bezos scammed me bro
by josebezos July 26, 2022
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Jeff Bezos

When the blow hit, his belly lifted in the air like an empty rut, until his ass cracked. Jeffrey sank down into the grass. His face slid off his ass, so he could see my mouth on his dirty ass cheeks.

I bit and sucked.

Jeffrey's breathing shook. His asshole squeezed my cheeks, filled me, until my teeth rubbed, and Jeffrey moaned in ecstasy. I brought Jeffrey back on the ride, pulled his ass onto my lips, sucked, used my tongue, and fucked up his ass as far as he could go. Jeffrey moaned and shook in orgasm.

When Jeffrey was ready to eat, I climbed onto the grass with him. I kissed his lips and tasted his ass. Jeffrey kept his eyes closed, breathing heavily, wanting me to fuck up his ass.

My fucking lips glided up and down Jeffrey's ass. Jeffrey kept opening and closing his eyes. I felt my balls tighten and my cock twitch. I couldn't hold back. My prick twitched until it exploded in Jeffrey's ass. My dick made a wet, sucking sound.

Jeffrey kept opening and closing his eyes.

Jeffrey
Jeff Bezos just DDoS'd me
by The Definer 666 69 420 August 19, 2022
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Bezo

A Bezo is a type of person that puts an astonishingly unneeded amount of effort into winning in a video game.
FortniteKid69: “I can’t believe we lost. That kid was so sweaty”
TimmyOn30FPS: “Bezo activity tbh”
by koopii November 9, 2022
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emma bezos

A girl who does all the chasing. She eventually wins the hearts. It does take time tho.
She Emma bezos at him for sure! All the time she put in worked
by Baybee Pretty November 21, 2022
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Bezos-boys

Jeff Bezos CEO of Amazon has a tightly knit group of skinless femboys, often used in baking cakes.
Slow Replies, funeral.
"Yes bro wys"
"Nothing much g, jus fuckin around with the Bezos-boys and what not init"
"What the fuck are you talking about you demon, your Mum has no skin g"
"Neither does the Bezos-boys"
"Ahaha Yes bro I feel you famalam"
by Cally J Davis November 26, 2022
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