beruse

verb, to create an act of trickery or deceit.

Sir, are you trying to beruse me?

by Justin Hutchinson January 17, 2008

bemused

A state of being truly confuzzled, bewildered, or just plain confused.

Also, having feelings of wry amusement

The specifics of the quantum physics lecture bemused him.

His unique manner of speaking bemused her.

by buffyfan_5 March 31, 2008

Belsen Bum

Someone whose fart gases are so potent, that inhaling such gases is likely to lead to the prompt demise of the inhalee.

A purveyor of the Silent-But-Deadly

See also: Auschwitz Arse

Vicky, you Belsen Bum! Must you pass wind like th.......... *dead*

by Sah rah November 6, 2007

Joe Bauserman

The most incompetent Quarterback in the history of Ohio State football.

Announcer: Joe Bauserman back to pass, and he throws it to the third row of the stands!

by UpsetBuckeye October 8, 2011

beaselberry

Generally has a large set of watermelons...Invented on June 8'th 1989...Will Generally show for money

BeaselBerry's Berries are very nice.

by Ofelia Cox June 30, 2008

beugees

A pair of excessively large breasts, mainly located on a smaller-statured woman.

The girl in my physics class has really nice beugees.

by Thats_A_Wrap November 12, 2009

Beasent

A Cleary that purchases fine ham off Hamlin. The hunt off children, and fine jewelry,How did it get the name Beasent?
Because of the most famous Hamlin who got nerds thrown at it. Cleary's can befound in the amazon or a small town in New England. They are dangerous creatures. Be aware; Kanye West recently just made a song called H.A.M which the song is based on his encounter with a Hamlin, Before He embaressed Taylor Swift at the 2009 MTV music awards.
They attack under pressure and know intense fighting skills taught to them by Bruce Willis, from Die Hard. They can also eat large amounts of food.

"Honey the Beasent has attacked the neighbors gay son today, dont worry honey im on the phone with my boss, he's giving me a raise in gum." Yaaaaaaaaaaaay!" says the fat bitch.

by bemnarks February 22, 2011